What a title!  What a description! 

What a podcast!

Eel anatomy is confusing and not worth learning, unless you want to be an eelologist I suppose.

We all make mistakes, okay?

Breakfast cereal is a lucrative market, until the inevitable lawsuits come in.  Thankfully, this is just a podcast!

Jolene is not a financial expert by any means. That being said, be careful about burying bear bones in your backyard for safekeeping.  

"Great floaty-bones, Bone Woman!"

Nothing is tougher than a bone.  Not steel.  Not diamonds.  Not stones, wood, dirt, iron, gold, or any other thing you might find in Minecraft.

What's that? You want to know how you can break a bone if nothing's tougher than it?  Good question!  Jolene says the answer to that questions is "I don't know."

Stuck, OK, is a dangerous place to be.  Between the horrifying weather there and the Weird Dog infestation, you're better off just visiting through Google Earth.

Listen, it's not an issue because ASCII art of bones is too difficult to decipher.

...and tiny, and wonderful!