Ever wonder what Guy Fieri was actually put on this Earth to do? Today, let us read it to you. The story of vanquishing evil, cannibalism, and taking your ear drums to FLAVORTOWN! Enjoy!

Today's reading:

THE LAST BITE: A DINERS, DRIVE-INS, AND DIVES FAN-FICTION - Griffin P. Scanlon

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Today we're trying something a little different as we do our best to read a fanfic rap battle of epicness. Picard v Anikan v EVERYBODY ever. Like what you hear and want us to do more group readings (hopefully not rap style)? Let us know in your iTunes review!

Today's readings:

The Anikan Vs Picard Rap Battle of epicness - AmiboWarrior

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

In honor of Netflix's revamped, and incredibly mature, new Anime, we read a little something about what happens when you take a dash of High School of the Dead and toss in a hint of Devilman. Additional content includes: explaining HSotD and Devilman as well as memes that die.

Today's readings:

Devilman of the dead! - jboy44

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

We found out today what the hell Bewear was and, apparently, what he's into. Just fair warning, it involves some weird stuff that, once looking at a picture of him, you won't be able to un-see. Leave Ash at home and throw Team Rocket in the car, it's time for a love story like none other. 

Today's readings:

Bewear's Team Rocket Orgy - Darkspawndweller04

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Let's dive into the fanfiction works revolving around H.P. Lovecraft and all of his racism, monsters, and tentacles. Harry Potter finds his true origin story and Josh has to say a bunch of weird names over and over in these ghoulish tales.

Today's readings:

Harry Potter, son of Yig - Belowyn

Goholosh Omm - eprime

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

So this is a special episode where our neighbor Leah reads a couple chapters of "fan-fiction" by our very own Michelle. There's mall plugs, store plugs, real people plugs, and it's so god damn punk rock. See, we can make fun of ourselves too!

Today's readings: 

Teen Don't Touch Me - Michelle Fowler

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Josh takes us all the way back to the the 1940's in Nazi occupied Germany where Hitler meets the perfect specimen of kickassery that is GOLLLLLLLDBERRRRRRRG! Our special guest, Justin, gives us the lowdown on all things wrestling.

Today's readings:

Goldberg's Adventure in Nazi Germany - Kaworu Naha ga bisa

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Michelle reads a story of Batman losing everything in the stock market and trying to find a job. Then, in part 2, he finds one but it's not the job he was hoping to do.

Today's readings:

Batman Loses Everything - Darkspawndweller04

Batman Becomes a Pole-Dancer - Darkspawndweller04

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

TJ reads 2 chapters of a "horror" story in the world of Saved By the Bell in which the whole campus eats burritos that make you more than sick. Strap in, dry hump Kapowski, and prepare for a deep jump into our childhoods with this gem.

Today's readings: 

Saved by the Bell: Nuclear Burrito Season - YungCheeze

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts

Michelle tells an assorted set of tales involving the Halo universe and Master Chief: Ball Puncher. Then, we go to the world of Twilight/My Little Pony xover where Bella is described as bright for the first time in history.

Today's readings:

Halo: Master Chief Fights Maranes, Halo: Master Chief Fights Maranes 2: Basketball, Master Chief Poem, & Halo: Deathness Calls - DoomDestroyerMaster

The Twilight Tale of Bellafly - MidnightMoonStone

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WTF Did I Just Read? is a collection of fan-fiction read by us and in no means is meant to make fun of the authors or the themes discussed in them. You wrote it. We just read it. 

Theme: Martin Landh - Racing Hearts