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Colton "Clamhands" Clements is BACK - this time playing for Team Wildcard with a raucous tale of dark webs and not-so-hidden cyphers. Also, BUGS (kinda)! Meanwhile Ellie spins a yarn (that's an expression, right?) about Ghost Ships, like real actual Ghost Ships! Also there's a prince! I don't know.

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Unfortunately our beloved host Ellie couldn't be with us this week, so Chelsea brought in a couple ringers: guest Connor Shea and Celia Tise as acting cohost! It's a whole house takeover, and it's maybe our most deranged episode yet. Along the way we get into Snapewives (it's exactly what it sounds like) and the true story of what happened at Heaven's Gate.

Note: this episode contains discussions (but not descriptions) of suicide. The content is also flagged in the audio.

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Welcome to Wednesday where we introduce you to the four Ws of our weekend: Women, Writing, Wet (bed) and Weekend! Don't try to understand, it will never make sense! This week Chelsea is relaying the story of a small town in North Dakota that was almost taken over, completely legally, by white supremacists, and Ellie is ready to shatter everything you think you know about the Wizard of Oz.

Please enjoy the 69th (NICE) episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us!

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Ellie and Chelsea are back this week talking about the latest theories on what really happened to Atlantis (or whether it exists at all), plus, the weird true story of the second largest city in all of Texas... for 24 hours only.

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This Memorial Day weekend left Chelsea STRUGGLING so she brought in a ringer: friend and resident smart person Spencer Crum drops in to play for Team Wildcard, bringing a wallop of a story about maybe the worst boys' trip in history. Meanwhile Ellie talks about the Beatles (typical!) but mostly the theory that Paul McCartney might be dead. Enjoy!

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It's a foursome (GROSS!) episode of the podcast featuring Miles and Connor! Two boys + two girls = more laughs and points as Ellie breaks down the secret footage of the Hindenburg disaster and Chelsea explains that the mother of all invention may actually be...the wife guy?

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Did you know the Cannonball Run is real? Did you know that Albert Einstein has been the hidden force behind American comedy for decades? Well you can learn about both, as well as Chelsea's new nickname (the last thing she needs) courtesy of your favorite hosts + all-star Colton Clements!

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This week Ellie brings the NUMBERS - aka the score so far! It's closer than any of us thought, that tattoo is still VERY much up for grabs. Then we dive into twin tales about sc*entology (not trying to get harassed over here), ice machines, pan au chocolat, and cancer. We go a lot of places - come with us!

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Y'all ready to hear about some DRAMA? This week special guest Colton Clements sticks around for the whole show to learn about the behavioral sink of mice, followed by the most infamous betrayal in the history of professional wrestling.

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Get ready for what Ellie thoughtfully describes as a "STRONG SODE". Ellie sends us several meters down into the ground discovering ancient Egyptian necropoli, while Chelsea tells us about the most incredible uncensored library in THE MOST unexpected place. Plus, a surprise guest appears for the final third of the show!

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