Wut.

It's our first guest of the new season, crowd favorite Max Kruemcke! He takes over for Team Wildcard this round with a story all about a certain series of tubes. Plus Ellie takes us through some historical art trolling and Chelsea shows off the fruits of her Christina Aguilera masterclass.

Please enjoy the 51st episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us!

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Welcome to season 2 of Wut! Same hosts, same structure (mostly), HIGHER STAKES. To kick things off Ellie takes Chelsea through the wild details of the moon landing conspiracy, and we lay out the way the show will work in 2021. Thank you all so much for an INCREDIBLE first year of Wut, and we can't wait to see what the show grows into under ~Daddy Biden's tutelage.

Please enjoy the 50th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and make sure to tell your friends about us!

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Begone! Please enjoy this blast from the past episode featuring topics on Sonic the hedgehog, the science behind flavor and why you should be afraid of Big Cruise. See you in 2021!

Please enjoy the 49th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the part of I-70 that runs through western Colorado - words can't do you justice. Much love and see you next week!

British people call them Da, right? Or was that just the leprechaun kid in that Disney movie? Anyway it's Christmas time for Christians and capitalists and that means it's time to PLAY THE HITS! All your faves comin atcha, with an all-star lineup of guests to get you through this quarantine xmas. 

Please enjoy the 48th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the basket of two different kinds of bread they serve at the Cheesecake Factory. Man, I miss the Cheesecake Factory. I know I can get it delivered, but it's not the same as doing two shots of fernet in the mall food court, slamming some fried mushrooms, and walking around Macy's all afternoon knocking down the celebrity cardboard displays. Much love and see you next week!

Last call for 2020! We're doing favorites stories from the past year for the next two weeks, so make sure to get your votes in now via social media! Meanwhile Ellie brings the podcast's first ever "cousin topic" to fan favorite Wotjek, and Chelsea brings our first ever factbang-fanecdote. Plus bats. Also there's a special message about 2021 programming at the end, so don't skip out early! xx

Please enjoy the 47th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the 1000th season of Floor is Lava. Much love and see you next week!

Ellie, Chelsea, and special guest Miles Luna aka THE Miles Luna are back to chat about a VERY special World War II hero, plus a real life Ghost Ship! Also the movie Ghost Ship! And Lean Manuel Miranda! I don't even know y'all, just listen.

45: GUARD THAT GOAT and Stop the War!

December 2, 2020

Hello all you cool cats and kittens (get it? 2020!) and BUCKLE up because we've got ourselves a tone switcher! Ellie's going all in on the doom and gloom of social pain points, and Chelsea has a cute story about a goat. In Europe! What is happening??

Please enjoy the 46th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the 100th season of Floor is Lava. Much love and see you next week!

Hello all you cool cats and kittens (get it? 2020!) and BUCKLE up because we've got ourselves a tone switcher! Ellie's going all in on the doom and gloom of social pain points, and Chelsea has a cute story about a goat. In Europe! What is happening??

Please enjoy the 45th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are the fire emoji under the goat's insta posts. Much love and see you next week!

We hope you've had some fun time off, assuming you had time off/are employed at all! Ellie and Chelsea are back, being sweet to each other and chatting about a cursed jewel and the mysterious film career of Alan Smithee. What's YOUR favorite side dish?

Please enjoy the 44th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are a heaping spoonful of green bean casserole (I love green bean casserole). Much love and see you next week!

Hello you dear sweet Wutchamacallits! We're back with a brand new vibe, this time chatting about the tragic and mysterious circumstances surrounding Brittany Murphy's death, as well as the many lives of Old Smoke. Also Chelsea pitches Ellie on a new podcast idea.

Please enjoy the 43rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are a day with nothing to do, but also without the anxiety that comes with actually having nothing to do. Much love and see you next week!

Does that title make no sense? It will after you listen to today's episode, where Ellie tells the incredible story of an amateur astronomer that will inspire anyone who feels unaccomplished post-25, and Chelsea gets real about the wild and weird history of the U.S. Fire service.

Please enjoy the 42nd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cute review and check out patreon.com/wutpod to support the show (and gain access to our longer, uncut versions of the show), and thosetwogirls.club for merch!

We want to give a SPECIAL SHOUT-OUT to our patrons for helping to make this episode possible! Kerry, Loren, James, Adam, Frankie, Patrick, Miles, Courtney, and Jordan - you are a day with nothing to do, but also without the anxiety that comes with actually having nothing to do. Much love and see you next week!