（注：以下歌词内容摘自网络）

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

I’m gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody’s gon tell me I can’t
I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie

Cause in my castle I’m the freaking man
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all

Tomorrow I’ll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna scream out “this is great”
(Oh my god, this is great)

I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
But sorry pops you’ll just have to wait
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

No I ain’t gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain’t going anywhere
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Nothing at all
Nothing at all