XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

I'm bummed to realize I've barely mentioned my beloved Wegmans/Panera all season, a Natalie Portman problem, and should we start a "Get the Fuck Outta Here with That Shit" award?

THE BLACK SWAN

Larry is forced to cover his tracks after he accidentally causes the death of a country club member and kills the club's mascot in an act of self defense.

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Can we consider TWO things in this episode to be Costanza-worthy????, Larry has the absolute perfect body for sitting anywhere on an airplane, and shouldn’t Larry be in jail?

THE ACCIDENTAL TEXT ON PURPOSE

Larry invents an ingenious ploy for getting his friends out of relationship jams; he also upsets Funkhouser's new girlfriend.

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Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Amtrak train bullshit, taxicab etiquette, and some thoughts about a song from the film Almost Famous.

THE END

Larry learns who his real parents are and flies to Arizona to meet them. After a life-changing religious revelation, Larry decides to give Richard Lewis a kidney. Will Larry survive the operation - or is it the end?

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

LIVE CALL-IN SHOW!!! musuc featured: Marah “Valley Farm Song”, Mouse “Public Execution” 

THE LARRY DAVID SANDWICH

Larry is changed by a near-death experience, a revelation about his father, and a sandwich named after him.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Why was Vince Vaughn a Funkhauser?, could a crisis be waiting at the end of this podcast???, GREAT ADVICE FOR LARRY: just stay on the @#$%ing golf course!

VERTICAL DROP, HORIZONTAL TUG

Larry's improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbors through a delicate issue.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I'm full of brilliant ideas for Hallmark Movies set at my Wegmans, has Jon Hamm worn off his welcome?, and dogs on elevators.

THE FIVE-FOOT FENCE

While his latest venture is threatened by forces outside his control, Larry attends an unprecedented event at Albert Brooks' house.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I hate Blogger & Divshare and it's too cold/panic time for my beloved Panera Sip Club.

THE LAWN JOCKEY

Still in Atlanta, Larry finds himself residing in a rental house with a questionable lawn jockey statuette in the front yard. Meanwhile Jeff pays the price for taking Larry's advice for Susie's birthday gift.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

Are Susie’s horrendous outfits the new Cosby sweaters?, what the hell happened to Vince Vaughn? & very exciting - new random episode generator! 

THE WATERMELON

After agreeing to take Susie's new rabbi golfing, Larry then cashes in on her favor. Later, Larry's appeal to Woody Harrelson's animal rights activism comes with unexpected consequences.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

My Panera Sip Club rewards has plummeted, my Winter of Gilmore Girls is over, how did Curb get so many great child actors?

NAMESTE

Larry angers a hot yoga teacher, has an auspicious first date, and seethes over a run-in with an unfair Uber driver.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com

I agree with Larry's stance on popcorn movie lines, have I discovered a Chekov/Curb Connection (CCC)??, was this the worst lunch of all time?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Larry fails to be suitably patriotic when meeting Jeff's future son-in-law; he also tries to reset his relationships with his mail carrier and security guard.

XMAS YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Xmastime picks an episode of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM & scores each & every Larry David transgression in the Asshole win/loss column, keeping score through every episode until the final tally tells us once and for all: was Larry David really the asshole everybody thinks he was? 🤔🤷‍♂️ https://xmastime.blogspot.com