James and James talk the team up of Azzarello and Bermejo, from Deathblow to Batdick. Who are these strange men? And what have they been doing behind our backs all the long years? The answers will SHOCK you.

"Oxymoron"

Chris, James, and James, in the spirit of October, engage this week with some spooky material. First up: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac! Does it hold up to the scrutiny of our wise old eyes? FIND OUT! And then... a journey into the dark heart of ungovernable Detroit. Is The Crow the greatest superhero movie of all? Spoilers: it is.

"Well shit on me."

I am sorry. Punish me. Punish me for being a human. Teach me to obey. Send me running to get you milk. I'll buy your milk for you and feed it to you. With a straw. You'll never get better milk than that. Pervert. Why would you ask me to do that? Please stop.

Please.

Read Ewing and Bennett's Immortal Hulk. Today.

James and James continue with their inadvertent Warren Ellis Appreciation Society. None of this should be taken as an endorsement of Ellis himself. It's just that we like Batman. And we like Bryan Hitch. And when Hitch and Ellis get together, there is a special sauce which goes well with many fine foods.

Oh yeah,  and it is not a vp70z. That was stupid.

"People buy these and put them in their home?"

Adam, James, and James sit 'round the campfire and tell stories about LA in the year 2019. Oil refineries as far as the eye can see. We fail to discuss in any way the film's oriental style, but what do you expect? We're fucking savages over here. Careening toward extinction.

"Do you like our owl?"

Chris and James bring it all crashing down in a crescendo of analysis and good humour. Do you dare to brave the waters of our discourse?!

"This is how human fears look like, rising and condensing on the inside surface of the holographic membrane."

Chris and James are bigger than Hollywood this week. Their machinations have germinated in the soil of time. And now they are bursting forth into 3D space, ready to make friends with death.

"Interesting request"

James and James reach back to a simpler time, when doc martins were cool and nerd culture was only just beginning to claw its dirty way into the mainstream. Give yourself over to it. Kevin Smith. Clerks (1994).

Then THRILL! at a late period Smith entry: Batman: The Widening Gyre (2009)

"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

James and James fight for freedom against those who dream of tyranny, saving the people of Earth from themselves, all while a mystery of intergalactic proportions unveils itself before us like a beautiful woman in a white dress. A brief discourse on the topic of Michael Bay.

"Never mourn the past, young warrior. Thanks to you, our race survives"

In Search of The Terminator - Part Four

Adam, James, and James look back to the movie that made sci-fi epics into box office magic: George Lucas' Star Wars. And while at no point whatsoever do we ever get around to talking about The Terminator in relation to this film, it is strongly implied that we meant to.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."