Y am I like this?

But only dangerous if you're an IBIS toilet or someone who's considering watching this in HD cause I'm and this time with visuals. Wow, she's so 21st Century girl.

Many apologies to the people of the hot people community, yous take a few pelters in this but I have friends who are hot people so I don't mean it.

Talking new years resolutions, why I'm bringing back booing and why I think I'll reach my peak in 2060. Let me know your resolutions on instagram @alyx_ross or tiktok @averagealyx

Ooops it's been a wee minute! It's only taken me till the end of December to start the podcast back up. I'm talking about 2025 being the year of sexy monsters and backflips. If you've got any suggestions for who the sexiest monsters are then let me know on instagram @alyx_ross or tiktok @averagealyx

I've finally finished uni so you'd think that I'd be care free and enjoying freedom. Well you'd be wrong. This week I'm chatting all about my panic about finding a job and figuring out what I'm doing with my life. If you're just as panicked as me then please let me so we can panic together, either on instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross

Hi, sorry it's been a minute.  To make it up to you all I'm providing you with some of my top embarrassing moments from the year as an early Christmas gift.  As someone who is CONSTANTLY making a fool of myself these are just a few of the many many things I've done this year.  If you've got any you want to share then get in touch on Insta @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross or my website www.alyxross.com 

Meet my lovely hairdresser - Johnny.  This week he's joining me to talk rubbish about everything and give some hair advice whilst we're at it.  If you'd like to see more people join me on an episode then let me know on Instagram @alyx_ross or twitter @alyxc_ross 

Johnny's Instagram is @hendryjameshair he's so lovely and the best at what he does.  Give his insta a look or if you're in Glasgow get yourself booked in!  

The icons that are N-Dubz are making me comeback!  And as you can tell I am buzzing about it.  This week I'm running through my favourite N-Dubz lyrics cause they are so truly beautiful and special to me.  If you love N-Dubz as much as I do then let me know on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

This is all hypothetical, Kris Jenner please don't come get me.  This week I've been thinking about Kardashians and if I'd be able to fight them.  Usual thoughts, just girlie things.  Anyway I've ranked them all and given reasons for their place in the list.  Please let me know your order or any other reasons on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross

Girlies it's resolution time. We all know I love a wee resolution, and this year is no different, as per I've got a wee list of small ones that I'm making this year.  Let me know yours on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross

Guess who got covid for Christmas.  Thanks Santa.  Sitting in the flat has slowly driven me to madness, as this episode probably shows.  Join me in watching one of my favourite movies - Win a Date with Tad Hamilton - and listen to my probably very confusing running commentary on it.  If I've not put you off or completely ruined it for you then you should watch it.  If you do let me know on Instagram @alyx_ross Twitter @alyxc_ross or my website www.alyxross.com