Y am I like this?

Me and Laura thought it would be fun to jump on the hot girl summer bandwagon.  But neither of us really ken what we're doing. We thought the best place to start would be with getting Tinder.  Lol bad choices these people on this app terrify me.  Don't get me wrong there are plenty normal folk on it but they are far outnumbered by the mental ones.  So I'm using all their bio's as content, sorry to those folk.  If you ken how to actually do hot girl summer or find any funny profiles then please send them to me Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Look who's managed to hurt themselves again.  This week is very mixed bag and I do apologise for sounding like a weird therapist.  But i do stand by what I said just do whatever you like and don't care about what other folk say.  Also shout out to Adam for sending me PR, legend.  As always get involved on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

It's about insurance and packing, but also insurance packing for holidays.  Yes I am very proud of the title.  Very happy with myself for it.  Anyhoo, this week I also got my Covid Jab which as you can tell I'm BUZZINg about.  Makes me feel hopeful for there to be fun in the future.  Which you should be excited about too because it means I will actually have more to talk about.  But until then you can let me know if you're also excited about getting your jab, let me know on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

And the clumsiest woman in the gym is.... me!  Of course it is cause I'm actually an idiot but at least it makes for some funny stories.  Well I hope you find it funny and enjoy laughing at me.  There's some other stories of me getting hurt so you can laugh at those too.  Sorry again for being late, just wanted to show off that I'm SOOO busy.  Share your falls with me on Instagram @alyx_ross and Twitter @alyxc_ross 

This is quite possibly one of the best ideas I've ever had!  If it turns out to already be a thing I will be devastated, my literal heart will be broken.  Seriously though someone get Mr. Spoons on the phone cause I think this will make all the money.  But he might not want to work with me after causing a big scene in his pub last Saturday.  Which yes, you will hear all about this week, even though it pains me to talk about.  As always get in touch on Instagram @alyx_ross and Twitter @alyxc_ross 

I'm almost over last weeks pain, aka not all.  But I forgot about that for a minute to go on an odd rant about owning houses, cause mortgages baffle me.  There's isn't much about being an adult that doesn't baffle me to be fair like.  Also chatting my mini disasters of this week, so if you want to get involved then get me on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross and tell me your disasters.  

Serious call out for any data recovery specialists to help me.  Honestly if it was gonna happen to someone it's gonna happen to me.  And that goes for all this weeks chat.  Data and Gua Sha stones.  2 completely relatable topics right, well relatable cause turns out I can't get either of them right.  So if you know about either please help me.  Also please let me know if you've had a bad week so we can be distressed together, let me know on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross

I don't even know what to say about this - clearly got no chat this week.  Many apologies for what you're about to listen to you.  Chat on how good I used to be in heels and how I need to retrain on them and then some real strange rambling to enjoy.  As always please get in touch with any rubbish chat - cause clearly I've got lots of rubbish chat - on Instagram @alyx_ross and Twitter @alyxc_ross 

It's my birthday!!  Can probably tell I LOVE birthdays, make me dead excited.  In honour of it being my birthday here's a story of one of the potentially stupidest things I've ever done - I know that's quite a high bar.  Enjoy laughing my embarrassment and maybe I'll have something daft to say next week if I make a tit of myself again this year.  Let me know any funny birthday stories on Instagram @alyx_ross and Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Also just hit 1K listens and I'm buzzing about it so thanks so much!! 

I can't sleep!! So like any sane person, I wrote down a list of my thoughts and now I'll share them as a - probably stressful - insight into my brain.  Honestly I so sorry for what you're about to hear.  Seriously if you have ANY tips on getting to sleep, please let me know cause clearly I'm loosing it.  Also apologies to all early birds in advance.

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