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Hey, Girlies I'm back!!  Sorry for being away for so long, I'll try not let it happen again.  But I'm back and don't you worry I've got notes of everything that I've done to fill you all in on all my gossip and shananogins.  If you want to catch me up with everything you've been up to then please do, you can get me on Instagram @alyx_ross Twitter @alyxc_ross and NOW A WEBSITE www.alyxross.com

Happy Halloween!  Halloween is a spooky time and as we know I'm scared of everything.  This week I've exposed all the things that shouldn't be scary but I am terrified of.  Also it's been a whole year of me speaking rubbish on here, so thank you so much for listening!  Get in touch to tell me anything that you find spooky, Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

She's back!  And still speaking rubbish.  Must of been a long 2 weeks without my sweet, sweet ramblings, I'm sure.  This week I've been thinking a lot about random celebrity products.  One's that been made and one's I think should be made.  Honestly some of these I think are unreal ideas, and the celebs in question should contact me to get this set up.  So if you are a celeb or you have an idea you'd like to share then please do, on Instagram @alyx_ross and Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Oh look who's busy again.  Seriously I've too much to do, that having a superpower would for sure help.  I've thought of the big ones but I don't think in the long run they'd actually be helpful.  So, instead heres a list of somethings that I would consider to be superpowers and would 100% make my life easier.  If you've got any mediocre superpowers that you think would be good or any genuine tips to make better use of my time then get me on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Hodgepodge, is first of all a great word, and the perfect one to sum up this episode.  I started it a week ago but as I'll explain my plan got derailed.  So, now you're left with a strange mixture of thoughts from past me and present me. Hopefully it all works out.  If you want to get in touch then get me on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Don't be silly, I don't have food poisoning.  That would be sensible conclusion to come to. No, no.  I've thought long and hard - well a couple days - about the best foods I think would be to use to poison someone.  Not that I'm looking to poison someone, promise officer.  Just like to have a think on these things you ken just in case.  If you can think of any better foods then please get in touch on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

I realise that sounds like I'm just super excited about kidnapping buts rules for kidnapping not, kidnapping rules as in it's cool.  Promise it makes sense in the episode.  I've heard others making rules for their kidnappers and I think it's a great idea.  Not that I think I'm going to be kidnapped.  As always get in touch by Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross