Oh look who's busy again.  Seriously I've too much to do, that having a superpower would for sure help.  I've thought of the big ones but I don't think in the long run they'd actually be helpful.  So, instead heres a list of somethings that I would consider to be superpowers and would 100% make my life easier.  If you've got any mediocre superpowers that you think would be good or any genuine tips to make better use of my time then get me on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Hodgepodge, is first of all a great word, and the perfect one to sum up this episode.  I started it a week ago but as I'll explain my plan got derailed.  So, now you're left with a strange mixture of thoughts from past me and present me. Hopefully it all works out.  If you want to get in touch then get me on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Don't be silly, I don't have food poisoning.  That would be sensible conclusion to come to. No, no.  I've thought long and hard - well a couple days - about the best foods I think would be to use to poison someone.  Not that I'm looking to poison someone, promise officer.  Just like to have a think on these things you ken just in case.  If you can think of any better foods then please get in touch on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

I realise that sounds like I'm just super excited about kidnapping buts rules for kidnapping not, kidnapping rules as in it's cool.  Promise it makes sense in the episode.  I've heard others making rules for their kidnappers and I think it's a great idea.  Not that I think I'm going to be kidnapped.  As always get in touch by Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Me and Laura thought it would be fun to jump on the hot girl summer bandwagon.  But neither of us really ken what we're doing. We thought the best place to start would be with getting Tinder.  Lol bad choices these people on this app terrify me.  Don't get me wrong there are plenty normal folk on it but they are far outnumbered by the mental ones.  So I'm using all their bio's as content, sorry to those folk.  If you ken how to actually do hot girl summer or find any funny profiles then please send them to me Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

Look who's managed to hurt themselves again.  This week is very mixed bag and I do apologise for sounding like a weird therapist.  But i do stand by what I said just do whatever you like and don't care about what other folk say.  Also shout out to Adam for sending me PR, legend.  As always get involved on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross 

It's about insurance and packing, but also insurance packing for holidays.  Yes I am very proud of the title.  Very happy with myself for it.  Anyhoo, this week I also got my Covid Jab which as you can tell I'm BUZZINg about.  Makes me feel hopeful for there to be fun in the future.  Which you should be excited about too because it means I will actually have more to talk about.  But until then you can let me know if you're also excited about getting your jab, let me know on Instagram @alyx_ross or Twitter @alyxc_ross