Goodness gracious! Is it Wednesday again? 

Maureen does not know. She is adrift in space and time and has devoted herself to yacht rock. Dan is keeping track, but he isn’t happy about it. 

Maureen wants to tell Dan about Boris Johnson and his many parties. UK politics has never been so… UK. Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani is in trouble! So much trouble! So many kinds of trouble! The kind of trouble you can only get into if you have 18 phones, you’re constantly drunk, and you’re Rudy Giuliani. Not that any of it matters.

As usual, things devolve until Dan and Maureen try to figure out which one of them is the most cheerful.

Put on this captain’s hat, SaywWhovia! We’re going for a ride. Toot toot!

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