Marissa talks about the sweet memories that pumpkins evoke and why people love them do damn much. Pete is a cyborg with no memories, except his gross answer for the ice breaker. We also talk about selling pumpkins, picking pumpkins, and feeling up pumpkins. What memories do you associate with pumpkins? You ever crack open […]

Pete will tell you all about the silliness of Weekly World News with some respectable sources and a game. Alex calls with weird stuff, Marissa longs for other people to be in quarantine, and Pete saw so many movies he can’t remember them. What publications have you started by happenstance? Would you eat a little […]

Marissa tells us all about what happened with that Batgirl movie, then she shares some more movies that will never be seen. Pete’s losing it because of the WNBA, traffic, and the Orphan prequel. We finish with small discussion about The Rehearsal. It’s a lot of stuff, but you can handle it. Who is your […]

A tired Pete examines an eccentric billionaire, while Marissa may be haunted by her clumsiness (she even falls mid-episode) and she’s already doing Halloween icebreakers. What would you invest in researching with billions of dollars? Are you friends with a senator? Have you seen The Rehearsal yet?

This week we lost track of schedules, so you get to go back to August 2019. Marissa returns from a getaway and Pete just can’t get away, but both divulge their amusement park plans in the icebreaker. Then, Pete tells all about conjugal visits and Marissa gets upset about it. Ever had a conjugal visit? […]

Know what you can do with your freedom? Eat stuff people can’t eat in Europe. You can live on the edge by eating dangerous, yummy foods, like Drumsticks. We’re both depressed, Marissa saw Pitbull, and Pete sleeps doing splits. Do you have IBS? Do you like Pitbull? Are you a patron already?

This week, after some talk of awkward calls, the Washington Mystics, and Gigli, Pete uncovers the history of the start-studded, one-season show Law & Order: Los Angeles. How is Skeet Ulrich not enough?! Did Pete answer the ice breaker with his whole topic? What weird thing have you found of your partner or roommate? Law […]

Marissa takes a wide view on the breeding habits of Nick Cannon and the possible reasons he may be making so many humans. Pete can walk again, Marissa is looking for Harris Berger, Venus wants you to talk about your pubic hair, and more. What’s your take on Nick Cannon? How do you kill lantern […]

Pete uses a recent CNN Business article as a jump-off to talk about personal experiences, trends, and changes in self-checkout. Marissa talks the sanctity of security doors, Pete fell down again, and we both scoff at CNN’s headline punctuation. Are you an APA expert? Why do you like your favorite store?

Spoiler alert: They are not naturally occurring caves, but Marissa gives you a stinky whiff of the cheese caves of America. Why do they exist? Who controls them? What are they? Marissa has all the answers, plus creepy neighbors, the movie Men, and more. Have you seen Men? What’s your favorite cheese?