You know how the world is so great, you kind of need more of it? Enter the lower-case-m metaverse. Marissa goes from a strong desire to make an avatar to how to eat chicken nuggets online. Pete is still in a mood, we take some calls, and Marissa doesn’t fall asleep. What would your avatar […]

Holy crap. Have you seen The Batman? Pete has and he won’t shut up about latte art now. Who does it? How do they do it? Why do they do it? We’re trying to get reviews and ratings, too! Not to mention WNBA teams, skinny-fat, calls from James and Alex, and so much more. Do […]

Marissa digs into the recent past to talk about the Kony 2012 movement and the aftermath. Pete knows too much about it from the jump. We also talk house hunting, soda flavors, letters, Steven Seagal, and more. What’s your favorite letter? How’s your week going? What did we miss on Kony?

By request, this week we talk about the Ice Capades! It’s older than you think, it may not be what you think, and it’s been adapted in ways you may not know. Diversions include thanks to our Patrons, pyramid dramas, cold brew rage, real estate jerks, Batman bromance, and, yes, the Mario Brothers. What would […]

Marissa sacrificed her TikTok algorithm for this episode, where she examines the trend of young people crying at their phones for everyone to see. Spoiler alert: We still don’t get it, but there are plenty of things to learn along the way. We also hear from Alex, discuss lame news topics, and catch up on […]

Because of the holiday (and Pete taking a break for it), we’re bringing you a short show– no ice-breakers, calls, plugs, just cold hard facts about messages being sent to aliens, Haunted Lives, carnival-core, and deli-core. Crack open a couple eggs and eat the rawness of truth. What would you send to aliens? Where’s your […]

Do you have any idea what Pete is talking about this week? City-dweller Marissa needs some introduction to the trend of memorializing the dead on killing machines. We also talk a little Easter, revisit video podcasts, hear from Alex, and more. Do you have a memorial decal? Would you get one? Are you dead?

Has anyone ever told you not to stare at the sun? We’re here to tell you that you should. April fool! Marissa examines the alleged new-age benefits and weights them against the science. We also talk potatoes, pineal glands, and plugs. Do you stare at the sun? What potato form could you eat forever? Are […]

Pete talks about anti-technology movements, kind of. He mostly covers the Luddite movement of yore and what Neo-Luddism looks like today. We also talk about bad business practices, how meetings suck, and bubble tea rage. Is it weird to talk about Luddism on a podcast? What is a half-dick-pic? Should we worship nature?

Why are high heels so uncomfortable? Why do some feel obligated to wear them? Marissa will figure it out! We talk loving empty bars, Pete’s birthday, Marissa’s food history, yearbook superlatives, and more. Why do you wear high heels? Did you receive any superlatives?