Marissa drew a line in the sand, then a bunch of basic people crossed it and invaded her hallowed holiday. Why did they do this? WHY??? We’re talking costumes, paying it forward, Pokemon Oreos, Midnight Mass, Alex, and more. Have you watched the new Netflix series? Should Pete sell his Mew Oreo?

Ever wonder why we scream? Like you know some reasons, but why screaming instead of just saying ‘ouch’? Pete wades through the waters to examine this topic, while Marissa suggests a goth bar and visits a CVS food court, and we hear about a forgotten children’s show from Alex. Have you heard of the C.O.W-boys […]

Marissa reveals to Pete that gangstalking isn’t being stalked by a gang of people (entirely). It’s something much more sinister… We also talk about promotional foods, reboots, and Marissa’s triumphant return to TikTok. Are you being attacked by microwaves? Do you attack your neighbors with low-frequency sounds? Are you on TikTok?

Pete put lots of time into researching why Nicolas Cage, Bruce Willis, John Cusack, John Travolta, and Mel Gibson are in so many bad movies lately– we’re talking years of watching hours of movies. Marissa’s mom makes a peripheral appearance on the show, and both hosts pitch simulation games to break the ice. Do you […]

Marissa is in shambles, but she still has the wherewithal to tell us all about some classic celebrity death hoaxes that have happened over the years. We also talk about when to tell a woman she should have a baby, pitches for the upcoming Wednesday, Wrong Turn, and Kristen Stewart. Have you made up a […]

Pete delves into the modern folklore of feral cannibals in National Parks. Spoiler alert: if you take one word out of the title, he may be on board. Marissa talks therapy, Alex shares wisdom, and we begin our pleas for best wishes for our upcoming 200th episode. Is it so wrong to be a feral […]

Marissa exposes four animals you wouldn’t think would kill you, but they sure as hell will if you push them! Pete’s brain-fog has him very unprepared as we name sports teams, talk COVID protocols, older therapists, and more. Have you been attacked by an unexpected animal? Would you like your healthcare professionals to wear old […]

We’re back! This week Pete dives into the world of winning millions from magazine subscriptions… or is there something else going on? We also talk about what we’ve been up to, hear from Alex, and wax poetic about TV show theme songs. Have you won with PCH? Have you tried? Will they sponsor us?

Pete had some personal stuff that threw things off track, so we’re encoring our most famous guest, Blake Wexler. We’ll be back with a brand new episode next week! Think you’re more famous than Blake? Wanna be a guest?

Keeping with the Disney theme, this week we revisit an episode from August 2019, when Marissa explored lions, The Lion King, and improv. Pete, on the other hand, is rambunctious. We’ll be back soon. Do you miss us?