Pete explains that if you survive the apocalypse, you should get your butt to Georgia. A mysterious monument may hold the key to survival… or they key to a New World Order. It’s really up to you. Pete is podcasting laying down and Marissa is compared to Lady Gaga for wearing purple. Who would you […]

Do you find yourself emotionally invested in celebrities lives? Pete explains parasocial relationships with a few recent sources. He also begins a two-episode arc of his back going out. In the meantime, Marissa is going shopping and meeting medical folks. Who do you have a parasocial relationship with? How’s your health?

Marissa will be flying soon, so she decided to explore air rage. Are people losing it on planes because they’re drunk and confined? Or is it that people can’t socialize after COVID? Pete has a controversial plug and Marissa seeks to calm through beverages. When are you flying again? Ever been to Montana?

This week Marissa introduces us to life cheat codes, from the mouths of babes on TikTok. Will she gain riches? Will Pete lose weight? Only numbers will tell. We also talk masks, sandwiches, Quibi, and more. Don’t forget, if you try this numbers technique with us, let us know!

Despite your favorite hosts not knowing how their weeks were, they do know how to baptize inanimate objects. Pete examines what may (or may not) be rage bait, Marissa congratulates Blake Wexler, and we talk about bands we want to come back. Do you like ‘Twilight Barn Rock’? Is Marissa 80 years old? Are you […]

So you know how Baby Yoda is so cute you’d take a bullet for him? You know how that dog is so adorable you want to squeeze it to death? Marissa’s familiar with that feeling and she’s going to tell you what it’s all about. What would you do if your kid was a werewolf? […]

Fresh off the thrill of talking with Blake Wexler, we’re having sleepy laughs and indulging all distractions as we jump into parkour. We don’t tell you much that you can’t get from Wikipedia, but we’re a lot more fun than them. Note: we mean no offense to the athletes mentioned in this episode. We also […]

We have a guest! Blake Wexler joins us as we talk about the dust-ups between Millennials and Zoomers, possibly title his next special, and plug his stuff. Have you ever met a dad-ager? Did we buy mydaughterswallet.net? Will people ever stop blaming other generations for stuff? Go see Blake in Philadelphia on May 5!

dd This week we talk about fro-yo triggers, dying plants, and visits home. Then we dig into the Comics Code of America, which led the way as a governing body of comic book decency. Find out how they came to be and their weird regulations. Ever felt judged at a store? Know how to save […]

This week we talk about Lil Nas X’s brush with evil, Nike, and marketing as Marissa explains what went down with his Satan Shoes. Additionally, we talk about bad facial hair, urban horseback riding, crypto, and more. What would you pay for Satan Shoes? Do you sport awful facial hair? What do you think of […]