No, no– you aren’t dead. But if you were, what kind of hacks and innovations would be at your disposal? We also take four spooky calls and entertain every possible tangent. How would you dispose of a Victorian doll? What candy would you write off? Know any funeral innovations we missed?

Call/email your HALLOWEEN TALES by Tuesday to be included in our Halloween hoopla spooktacular: 570-POD-WAD-1 or [email protected] is stealing your glitter? What are they using it for? Marissa digs into the worldwide glitter shortage and offers theories about what could be going on before we do our own speculation. Plus: Mc Boo Pails, flowers on […]

Pete soars among the owls this week as he takes on a bird for Halloween. He even gets a pass on Marissa complaining about his interest in birds. This comes after we view more DALL-E pics, hear from Alex, find out Marissa’s new fashion haul, and discuss our biggest immediate fears. Do you remember Archimedes […]

Marissa takes to the digital world for this scary topic. Kids are being radicalized in a gaming platform. Also scary is the Kanye West fashion week statement, callers checking in, updates on ghosting, and Marissa opened a store: 31pumpkinlane.com. Did you buy anything yet? Would you live through a Cheer or Die test? What do […]

This is a long one. Before we tell you about the new merch store, we start the episode with some excellent AI artwork from Michael Venos: We also watch an Entyvio commercial, and then we get into the break-up trend ghosting. Hear personal experiences, some diversions, and a little game before we start plugging. What’s […]

Coming off of a disturbing meat episode, Marissa decides to make things new with a horrifying image that is taking the internet by storm. Pete tries to sound-proof his door, Marissa is leading her fantasy football league, and we talk about what food reminds us of reading. Do you think Pete could date Loab? How […]

Pete talks about meat falling from the sky and Marissa has a really, really, really hard time with it. Pete has loud neighbors, Marissa wants you to figure out your Google calendar, and Alex thinks if pumpkins make you happy, you go ahead and love your pumpkins. What meat would you like to fall from […]

Marissa talks about the sweet memories that pumpkins evoke and why people love them do damn much. Pete is a cyborg with no memories, except his gross answer for the ice breaker. We also talk about selling pumpkins, picking pumpkins, and feeling up pumpkins. What memories do you associate with pumpkins? You ever crack open […]

Pete will tell you all about the silliness of Weekly World News with some respectable sources and a game. Alex calls with weird stuff, Marissa longs for other people to be in quarantine, and Pete saw so many movies he can’t remember them. What publications have you started by happenstance? Would you eat a little […]

Marissa tells us all about what happened with that Batgirl movie, then she shares some more movies that will never be seen. Pete’s losing it because of the WNBA, traffic, and the Orphan prequel. We finish with small discussion about The Rehearsal. It’s a lot of stuff, but you can handle it. Who is your […]