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Instead of one show this week, we give you FOUR! This is a preview of our Patreon shows, which you can enjoy for as low as $1/month (but $2 would be cool, too).

Make sure you eat before or during this episode. We don’t need any incidents resulting from our chat about hangriness. Hear our hosts experiences and often questionable reactions. Ever experienced a hangry situation? What’s your favorite minced oath? Is it okay if we take a break?

This week we welcome Richard to find out all about his time as a party Elmo. We talk about characters, spokespeople, and the craft of mascotting. Marissa is still obsessed with MILF Manor, Pete is having a bad day, and Richard pretty much rules. What product mascot would you change? Have you been a mascot? […]

Short title, long episode. This week Pete takes a bite out of liberal America’s favorite candy coated chocolates, outlining their history, varieties, controversy, and essence. Also hear about Marissa’s Valentine’s dinner, Pete the plumber, and the idea of warmer weather. Do food mascots get you horny? Have you eaten UK Smarties? What’s your favorite variety […]

This episode is fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Marissa digs into spontaneous human combustion, which sounds scary, but Pete strikes first with a terrifying-to-Marissa icebreaker! We keep it casual, so grab a coffee. What would be a great giant animal from the past? We know you’re hot, but have you ever burned alive? Do you celebrate Rob Thomas’ […]

Why do people go for the bad boy, regardless of gender? Pete digs into a few different sources to try and figure it out, with a few diversions along the way, like marrying or writing to inmates. We also get an update on Marissa’s brain and Pete’s phone, and try to answer questions on a […]

This week Marissa bites into the world of cheeses. Why do some cheeses taste different than others? If you know that answer, then listen for the laughs at the beginning and end of the show. If you don’t know, then you’re in for one havarti of a ride! Who should take on this M&M baggage? […]

For our audio heads who want to stay pure, this episode covers the act of babies racing. Who? Why? When? We also talk about watery salad, what gigs we would be good at, and a bit more on caviar. New this week: we ventured into a video of the show, but we didn’t really plan […]

This week we chit chat a bit up top about medication adjustments, Magic Spoon, Showtime, and Alex! After that, Marissa digs into the world of Broadway understudies, using her experience with MJ: The Musical as a way to get into it. Which movie that Pete described sounds the best? Did you know there are so […]

Pete starts off 2023 with the roadway nuisance that plagues tires and rims across the land: potholes. Can you do a whole episode on holes in the road? Heck yeah, you can! It’s time to bore the crap out of Marissa after we recap the end of 2022, make snack predictions for 2023, and reveal […]