Paul rambles about:

- Not getting packages and maritime economics - Homeless strategies and girl scout cookies - Brail vs all handles - End of COVID, pitchers of water and drunk people - What to bring to the BBQ - Shirts and his idea for Long Johns

Paul rants about:

- His missing package order and scooby doo - IG Fathers day posts - US Open - Is cheese based on where its made or who makes it - the perfect age to die at

Paul gives takes on:

- comparing his life to the movie Casino - "Body like Adonis" and really was Adonis - streaming services and food delivery services - unruly neighbors, Shutter Island lady around my building

Note: Podcast had to be re-uploaded for full content; shoutout to the Yea Talk SuperFans for noticing the cut off

Paul rambles about:

- being confused about the definition of bootylicious - awards for barbers, bartenders, and "working" dads - should women have height requirements for men they date; how to make your kid a CEO - What to look for in M&A investments - jobs where your family harasses you for advice

Paul ponders the following questions:

- Cinco de mayo parties and how to put together a swing set? - Why can you draft a whole fantasy football team in 2 hours but the draft takes 6 days for 4 players? - Carbon footprint buffet? - Will terrorist claim the thumbs up gesture? - Difference between the hamptons and jersey shore? - Buffett, bitcoin, robinhood?

Paul discusses:

- why car alarms don't make sense, ringtones, phone apps - Super League sports - Could you beat up your grandfather if you were the same age? - Crypto and pregnant 30 year old ladies - Time travel - Free run at weddings

Paul discussions:

- Being less passive aggressive and if Steve Jobs got into heaven - Vito and Carmela Corleone and the Godfather book - How his grandmother hates his gifts, handwarmers, iphone classes - fighting 50 scorpions, one T-rex or a giraffe

Paul talks about:

- Passive aggressive family meetings; handwarmers that blow your fingers off - Pound vs hashtags - taxes and daylight savings - International waters, fake fish, and how the plot in fish movies is in the title

Paul discusses:

- Saturday Night Fever being rape-y - Donating your body to science and ending up in a museum - aliens vs ghosts - transgender dogs, wedding parties, sports playoffs

Paul debates the following topics with himself:

- If you try to be a nicer person for Lent, can you be too nice where everyone thinks you went to rehab - Are headaches a symptom for everything hurting condition (happy breadcrumbing season) - Does being an deadbeat dad making your kid successful, s/o Jeff Bezos - Can you fake to know Brail and fake being an XFL player