YEA Talk

Paul ponders about:

- do dogs get dehydrated? - SuperBowl and vaccine chasers - The Night stalker, all stalkers, chicks dig hobos - Growing Pains, Jeremy Miller stalkers, Kirk Cameron religion movies - Rex Ryan foot and Armie Hammer human rib fetishes and what they could do to dispel the rumors (?)

Paul talks about recent news in the stock market and:

- confuses himself - probably confuses you - short sells and squeezes

Paul talks about:

- putting "spins" on the National Anthem and ketchup - disdain for the Untuckit guy and using paper plates if you make your date dinner - Pre-nups, the Jessica Simpson "porker" clause, and a divorce game show - Not understanding sports analytics

Paul talks mainly to himself about:

- not trying to die after you say something stupid (like this podcast) - putting things in terms you understand and doomsday preppers - Washington attacks, your dad hyping vacation, bachelor party travels, the Patriot/Braveheart, and Scarface - olives - why pitchmen (people) are crazier than cage fighters

Paul gives unprofessional advice on:

- probating and discussing a will - reading food labels and Irish coffee - merger arbitrage - inconsistency of mac & cheese

Paul gives his opinions on:

- Which Christmas movies are for kids and adults (#1 vs #2) - How does one become an art historian? - Why use a gun shot to start races - Mount Rushmore of appetizers - Why Santa can and should steal your girl

Paul clamors about:

- christmas cards, charcuterie boards, IG and lunchables - ZZ top and storing money in your underwear - wearing shorts under sweatpants to be basketball ready - streaming services, sharing passwords and Bill Nye

Paul talks about:

- calling yourself the "original" butcher - why the movie ELF sucks - trying to get typed casted in a movie - "Aftershock" book review - having your wife/husband in your profile pic

Paul rambles about:

- naming your kids in a scheme - holiday commercials and Hobby Lobby - The Masters - Where did all the dog catchers go

Paul mainly discusses random wedding topics:

- splits his tux pants and saves a gentleman's life - some lady at the wedding brunch tells him he's boring - doesn't understand why weddings have "speak now or forever hold your peace"