This week we chat with Tanzen about the Chicago Metal scene, weird tour stories, comic books, SF sex clubs, the pains of self-promotion, and their fierce rivalry with Pitbull.

This week: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2; Free Breast Milk in Stevie D's Hospitality Fridge; Theater Etiquette; FBI; Spicey Bets; Mr. Spartin Tries to Dox Everyone; Listener Contest Vol. 2
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This week:
Your Mom's a pre-existing condition!
Guns, race and our Super PAC.
Fire Colbert!
Listener contest!
We need to buy a new mixer!

Happy Loyalty Day! We're back from hiatus! This week: Mr. Spartin is def getting paid by the LA board of tourism; news round-up; the Alt-Right's Homo-erotic Fight Club; Handmaid's Tale; dreams of Fyre Festival; obligatory #buttstuff

An amuse-bouche to prepare you for our eighth episode, dropping on Loyalty Day.

(0:00-17:19) This week we shore up our bunker and talk briefly about the potential onset of WWIII.
(17:20-78:36)We follow that up with an in-depth conversation with our Chief International & Immigration Correspondent, Frenchie, and hear firsthand about a Mexican immigration story. Because we are serious journalists.
(78:37-99:06)We follow that up with Stevie D’s update on the Robot Sex Doll Tourism industry. Because we’re also gross.
Tell your friends.

This week we dive into the He-Man Woman Haters Club that is our Vice Presidential office. Next up we bloviate about the new Justice League trailer (spoiler - pffffffffffft), and chat about Marvel's problems with "diversity and females." (Spoiler - shut up!). Lastly, we turn to noted herbalist and natural healer, Mr. Spartin, to better know our onions, get well, and possibly make some tasty soup. Yep - it's a weird one.

Conspiracy! This week, we open up our microwave to record some crystal clear audio and talk about our Commander in Chief’s love of conspiracy theories. Mr. Spartan recently became aware of the Flat Earth conspiracy, so we discuss the “science” behind that. (Spoiler – “that’s stupid!”) It’s all out there, people – you just have to start making random connections between disparate topics and gigantic leaps in logic, and pretty soon you’ll be pulling on the thread that unravels your reality. Stay woke, y’all! (Available wherever quality podcasts are sold!)

Get fisted! This week, we talk about the Trump Budget proposal (America gets fisted) and we offend the Irish. Next up, we check in on Mr. Spartan’s favorite actress, White Actress, who it turns out is also his favorite Asian actress. The whole crew also watched the first episode of the Netflix Iron Fist series, and fail to answer the question “Can you whitewash a white character?” It’s also possible that we accidentally and unfairly question a prominent comic book writer’s integrity.

This week, Mr. Spartan explains your new favorite family fun game, White Actress, and questions why we continue to reward abusers for their behavior. We spend some time talking about #DisneySoGay as well as how to explain the problematic nature of Josh Gad to your children. Finally, we have some Bear News, and Stevie D tells what is hopefully his last terrible joke.