Wow, we can't hardly wait until the memory of this extremely mediocre film is wiped from our brains forever. This movie is useful only as a vehicle for the succession of before-they-were-famous cameos this film offers up (oh hey, Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Turk from Scrubs) - beyond that it's kind of a hot mess. WHY do the boring, entitled guys always get the girl they know nothing about except that she's hot? Why do people in teen movies love staging gay love scenes to humiliate jocks? And why did the people who made this movie think it was OK to have Seth Green pretend to be black?!?! 

Listen to your two favourite halves (us of course) talk about this 2020 Netflix teen flick. It's the classic PreTenDinG YoU'Re SoMEone eLse movie trope with lots of pretentious dialogue, many discussions about love and of course: Yakult!

 

Welcome back to our THIRTIETH EPISODE! To celebrate, we're reviewing a film that truly stands the test of time (other than its stereotyping of Asian 'voodoo' magic). Even though today is Tuesday, let's pretend it's Friday, because it's time to get FREAKY.  We've got a few questions for you: were you a Hilary or a Lindsay? And if you were JLC who would you want to snog: bad boy Chad Michael Murray or Hollywood stepdad Ryan from NCIS? (Jemma knows which side she's on.) All jokes aside, this is a very funny episode, and Freaky Friday is lowkey one of the best movies of all time, despite its 3-star rating on Letterboxd. More proof that 'cinephiles' have no taste. 

This 2003 delightful movie has got all the ingredients to make a great watch: old skool Amanda Bynes (come back to us, Amanda!), Colin Firth, some evil posh English people, a very hot American boho mom and Heather's fave: the forgotten Oliver James! Make yourself a cup of tea, get comfy and enjoy us talking about this absolute gem of an early 00's teen movie. 

Buckle up Guys, gals & non-binary pals, it's time for the third and FINAL instalment of our High School Musical mini-series! Once again, we're back at East High for a musical within a musical. Are there insanely well choreographed dance sequences? Yes. Does Gabriella sing some entirely forgettable solos while walking around looking sad? Yes. Does Troy battle his demons through song? HELL YES HE DOES. So, Yes Another Teen Movie listeners, just one question remains - can we have this dance?

What time is it? SUMMERTIME! The gang is back for round 2 and the quality of film has noticeably dropped in this deranged sequel. 

What team?! WILDCATS!! What team?! WILDCATS!!

In times of adversity it's natural to want to regress back to your childhood, so Heather and Jemma are doing exactly that in this episode and throwing it all the way back to September '06. Do you remember sitting down in front of the Disney Channel, along with 7 million other people, to watch a film that would become - let's be real - one of the biggest, cheesiest pop culture references of an emerging generation? Sure you do. So put on your Juicy Couture tracksuit/Wildcats team jersey and join us for an all-singing, all-dancing look back at the one and only High School Musical!

We're back tackling an absolute John Hughes classic: Pretty in Pink! 
It's got great 80's fashion, Molly Ringwald and an amazing soundtrack. It also has the most boring romantic interest, a very annoying quirky friend and a 35 year old woman who hangs around with highschool kids... 

PS I Love You 2? PS I Sill Love Boys? Hello Boys I Still Love You? Whatever this movie is called, we're here to talk about it. Is Lara Jean Covey still annoying as ever? Has Chris gone to more EDM concerts? Are Peter Kavinsky and John Ambrose the Edward and Jacob of Generation Z? Ugh, who cares (PS We Still Do.)

We waaant you to wants us! We neeeed you to need us! We're beeeeegging you to beg us!