This week Jemma and Heather travel back in time to the '80's to crush on Patrick Dempsey in his first role. Expect bitchy cliques, big hair and suede outfits galore. Oh, and we solve a riddle that's plagued the podcast since Episode 8!

In this episode Jemma and Heather raise their voices and talk about the Hilary Duff movie (nope, not the Lizzie McGuire Movie) in which she and her choppy 2004 fringe head off to LA, to go find her voice, wear a lot of Juicy Couture tracksuits and finally stand up to her abusive dad. 

Hey listener, Welcome to the Yes, Another Teen Movie Awards! Grab a free prosecco, snuggle up next to a famous person in the audience and listen to Jemma and Heather do their best at presenting their first ever awards show! 

Listen up, tall girls! And short girls, and any girls and boys in between. Jemma and Heather are bored stiff by Netflix's latest original, and you will be too, so listen to our podcast about it instead.

It's spooooooky season so this week the gals grab their goth garb, call upon some demons and discuss the 90's high school supernatural classic The Craft. Enjoy, witches! 

Heather & Jemma tackle the best British teen movie OF ALL TIME in this raucous, highly quotable episode. Was Slaggy Lindsay the real victim of Robbie's fuckboy-ness? Is Ultraviolet the most underrated song of the new millennium? Does wearing a thong mean you're from Vulgaria? If you already think our podcast is Beyond the Valley of Awesome, this is going to make you laugh like a loon on loon tablets. Quality lushness! 

"Laugh. out. loud. SEND!" This week the girls can't agree whether this is the best teen movie ever made or the worst. Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore (what else is Demi Moore in apart from Ghost?) shine as a raspy voiced mom and daughter duo in this 2012 teen movie. It's full of cringe "teen speak", way too many plot lines and some emo looking jocks. Basically: it's a delight. 

Proof that Heather and Jemma don't need to enjoy something to make it hilarious. Is there anything these girls can't do?! Sing, maybe (Jemma), or in Heather's case, deal with the cringey awkwardness that pervades this week's movie, Napoleon Dynamite!! Listen at your peril.

Is this the worst movie we've ever seen? Maybe. Is meant to be bad on purpose? Maybe.
 Heather described this 2017 teen flick starring Noah Centineo as "The Room of teen movies". Be thankful that we watched this train wreck of a movie so you don't have to. You're welcome. 

In this episode we discuss Olivia Wilde's masterpiece: Booksmart.
Spoiler alert: WE LOVED IT.