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Hello, hello, and welcome! Hello LA, welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live! I am your guest host, Ryan Reynolds.
Yes, I'm also your guest host, Hugh Jackman. Thank you, thank you all for being here. Listen, we're dressed up tonight because this is a celebration.
Yeah, that's right. Guys, after many, many years in the making, at this time tomorrow, Deadpool and Wolverine will be in theaters, right? It's official. It's exciting. You know, we're officially joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is owned by our parent company here, Disney. They own a lot of stuff, actually. They own this show, Jimmy Kimmel Live, ABC, Hulu, FX, FXX, ESPN, the concept of joy, water, air, and they just bought up all the global supply of insulin.
Oh, which is, you know...
Oh, why would they need that?
Well, they don't, but they have it.
Okay, fair enough. Guys, we have been lucky enough to travel all around the world to talk about this film. We have been everywhere. We've been to England, we've been to Germany, China, Brazil, and after visiting the most exciting cities on Earth, it feels absolutely fitting to end our tour right here on Hollywood Boulevard, the only street in the world that has a Kid's Foot Locker next door to an abandoned Hooters.
It's a special street, it really is. And we cannot wait for you to see the movie. People are saying that this film could save the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You know what, maybe just maybe even democracy.
No, no, I'm kidding. Democracy is dead. But seriously, this film has got everything. It's got special effects, it's got mind-blowing cameos, and it takes a very hard look at the very compelling evidence that the world is flat.
Whoa, whoa, hey, cool it down there, QAnon. My God.
No, seriously, the fact is the movie exists. The fact it exists is a kind of miracle. Ryan and I met playing these very characters in the 2009 film X-Men Origins: Wolverine. And while critics didn't love it, the fans also did not love it. Not at all. And that's because we didn't get to give them that classic Wolverine and Deadpool dynamic that they love from the comics.
Right, because Wade in that movie, he looked like this.
The Magic Mike of Chernobyl. Great. You know, that was just about the most embarrassing prosthetic an actor has ever worn in a movie.
No, no, no, no, no. Actually, that's not true. This is the most embarrassing prosthetic an actor has ever worn in a movie. It was in a movie.
Oh my God, you look so young.
It was the weirdest fitting I've ever had in my life, in my kitchen at home. Anyway, the kids still have not recovered.
Honestly, shame they don't make a sound.
Oh, they do, they do. Honestly, guys, they made us blur my Infinity Stones for this broadcast. So for those of you watching at home, please do not take out your phone and Google "Hugh Jackman neck testicles."
Wow, he's checking stocks. Wow, wow. Hey, look, I thought that movie was pretty good.
Really?
Yeah, that was your Les Mis, man.
That was your Les Mis, dude. Ryan, I was in Les Misérables.
Really?
Wow, I did not know that.
Yeah, and I was nominated for an Oscar.
Wow, okay, but back to the movie. I want to do a poll here. Who is planning to see Deadpool and Wolverine this weekend?
Oh, wow, that's a lot of people. That is a lot of people. That is very nice. You know, we created for this film, we created a very extra special popcorn bucket. It's just to enhance your movie-going experience. Okay, you remember the Dune popcorn bucket that doubled as your lover?
Oh, I remember. Sexy, right?
Yeah, I remember it very well. We made a Wolverine bucket for our movie. And what's crazy is that I didn't realize until just now that people are really going to this. I mean, that's a clear invitation. And you know what, for an extra three bucks, AMC will add my testicles onto the neck.
It's a bit of summer, there's a lot of air conditioning, so you may not notice. Anyway, but that's not all. In honor of our hosting gig tonight, we made an even more exclusive collector's item featuring Jimmy Kimmel.
So, I mean, come on. You can eat snacks out of it, or you can use it to take a single 64-ounce shot of tequila. And this one is far superior to the Wolverine bucket. This is made of real skin, which, you know, is why there's only four of them.
Yeah, you know, and we're going to send Jimmy home with one tonight so he can, you know, have a weird night with his wife.
That's a great idea.