Is it possible that a woman could enjoy using a dildo on herself that has a fake cum reservoir that, when squeezed, squirts simulated semen into her? We're sort of doubtful.

Same goes for women requesting their partners give them facials. Sure, a woman might accede to such a request, and even appear excited to do it. But in reality, she shouldn't want to.... Right? ... Right?

We revisit the topic of who orgasms first, an area where Ally had some issues which have now been corrected by Mike, much to her boyfriend's joy. And, we discuss whether a woman could enjoy going down on a man while he's using a VR headset to view content instead of paying attention to her.

To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode (we started at 3:05 into the video):

https://ymmv.me/44/bad-dragon

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/44/vr-porn

https://ymmv.me/44/after-sex

https://ymmv.me/44/facial-request

https://ymmv.me/44/orgasm-order

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Keith's out of town, so Ally stopped by to answer some listener questions and discuss her sex life. What I learned is that she prefers a longer penis -- a veritable cervix hammer -- which suits me fine. She also likes some annoying things, like people being nice to each other before, during and after sex. Also, she frequently expects continued sexual attention after the man orgasms. That's a tough one.

There really is a ton of great info in this episode. Ally and I go through a set of sexual situations that men and women interpret differently. We discuss a man who switches to being gay later in life only to find other men's dominance frightening. We discuss her desire to understand how men rate different sexual experiences, with the same partner and with different ones.

Listeners should notice how much it appears I'm able to make Ally giggle and laugh. I didn't notice this until sitting down to edit the episode. I think she likes me! (Nope. Just kidding. That's not possible.)

To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/43/doggy

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/43/trouble-orgasming

https://ymmv.me/43/looking

https://ymmv.me/43/big-penis

https://ymmv.me/43/after-sex

https://ymmv.me/43/intimidating

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Email: [email protected]

The 45-55 subreddit appears to appeal primarily to people who like heavily surgically modified breasts, or so I would say. If you come out of the operating room and your nipples now point directly upward, something has gone wrong. We review the relevant subreddit.

For the lazy, here's a link to the sub: https://ymmv.me/42/fortyfivefiftyfive

And here's a link to an image showcase: https://ymmv.me/42/image-showcase

Women do not enjoy finding condoms stuck inside them hours or days after sex. Did the condom break? Is she pregnant? Not the best situation. Men should just tell the truth!

We tackle pegging yet again (verbally, not physically -- though I can't speak for Keith). And, some general sex tips and advice (Imagine that!).

In reviewing the 45-55 subreddit, we viewed various images. Here they are:

https://ymmv.me/42/high-nipples

https://ymmv.me/42/lower-nipples

https://ymmv.me/42/higher-nipples

https://ymmv.me/42/ultra-high-nipples

https://ymmv.me/42/possibly-real-breasts

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/42/paper

https://ymmv.me/42/condom

https://ymmv.me/42/advice

https://ymmv.me/42/pegging

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I'm really, really, like extraordinarily interested in my own penis. I think this is likely normal, though I'm not sure.

I'm cautiously optimistic it will be rendered with the proper dimensions and emotion in Zuckerberg's Metaverse. The problem is that it would just get censored. If there's one thing I know about social media, it's that sex and genitals don't exist there. That's one way social media makes all our lives way, way better.

Anyway, another listener complained that we aren't something-or-other enough for her taste, blah, blah, blah. We discuss it a bit, but mostly she just needs to learn better argumentation tactics. People are too used to not having to defend their opinions these days.

Back to business: It's unclear whether the women on the breedingmaterial subreddit even could procreate without gaining some weight (see for yourself below). One questioner's cock is too hard. Another's is too soft. For reference, ladies, mine is "just right."

Here are some links relating to the subreddit we reviewed on this episode:

https://ymmv.me/41/breeding-material-sub

https://ymmv.me/41/breeding-material-collage

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/41/rigid-erections

https://ymmv.me/41/overreaction

https://ymmv.me/41/soft-going-down

Twitter: @ymmvpod

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Email: [email protected]

This is for certain definitions of the word "experts," which we absolutely are. This episode will make you better or worse at sex, or possibly both, if you're a man.

If you're a woman, it will apparently reliably enrage you. Why do you listen then? "To hear what they'll say next."

Actually, according to Spotify, something like 46 percent of our audience is trans. The rest are men and "decline to state." So if you're a female and listening to this podcast, you don't actually exist.

So, why do we do this at all? Because we can. We're not repressed sexually. And, importantly, we also have all our wits about us, unlike those of you who think you can sweep aside gender roles produced over eons of evolution and reemerge as uncategorizable. Give me a break. I'll put you in categories whether you like it or not. And you'll stay there.

Also, no, we're not repressed homosexuals. At least not yet. We're working on it.

Oh, and, please keep trying to de-platform us. I'll just move the podcast to a server on Tor. Real smart, folks. The way to educate people is to forbid them from accessing information. You guys are like a reprise of Fahrenheit 451. Fahrenheit 51, I guess. For your IQ.

To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/40/blipvert-porn

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/40/finger-sucking

https://ymmv.me/40/male-blowjob

https://ymmv.me/40/masturbating

https://ymmv.me/40/more-masturbating

Twitter: @ymmvpod

Facebook: ymmvpod

Email: [email protected]

You'll also never believe the level of detail we've learned about how Keith masturbates.... Clothing. He uses clothing, ladies. Some of it intended for wear by men. Laundry services hate him!

Can face masks prevent you from getting herpes? Before you renew Amazon Prime, listen to this!

Airborne semen? A nightmare that could happen!

Warmed-up semen can take five pounds off your belly! How far-right groups are using PornHub to desensitize voters to white supremacy!

OK you get the picture. Here's your episode. Clickbait headlines are all I could muster, and frankly it's all you deserve this week. Next week I'll mail you a cockring and some Tenga eggs to help with your oral practice.

To follow along with the video discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/39/clothed-ejaculation

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/39/flat-chest

https://ymmv.me/39/anal-finishing

Twitter: @ymmvpod

Facebook: ymmvpod

Email: [email protected]

Attention: This is not a podcast about Kim Kardashian, what someone just posted on Tik Tok, what clothes you should buy or what weed you should smoke, because all of those topics are stupid. This is a podcast about sex, some of it hard core. Because that's what's interesting.

Some people want us to signpost up front that the podcast is "very honest" about what normal men think about women and sex. Probably, they just want us to soften what we say. But we can't. So fuck them and fuck you too. The whole point of a podcast is to say whatever we think. Go make your own podcast.

We're like Dead Poet's Society, except when we go in that little cave, instead of reading poetry to each other, we masturbate.

To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/38/pulsating

https://ymmv.me/38/double-pegging

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/38/semen-tasting

https://ymmv.me/38/spitoon

https://ymmv.me/38/arousal-odor

Twitter: @ymmvpod

Facebook: ymmvpod

Email: [email protected]

We're back. A couple porn videos that are on the more compelling and less novelty side. Stuff people are actually interested in watching, probably.

Questions about more aggressive sex, guys just not trying very hard to please their partner, oral. And, of course, more details on the specifics of how Keith masturbates.

What's it like for more and less attractive guys who go to a bar to meet women? Does that even happen anymore in a world dominated by Tinder, Bumble and the like? A little bit of conversation about masturbating while scuba diving. All in all a jam-packed YMMV episode.

To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/37/thick-1

https://ymmv.me/37/variety

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/37/fleshlight

https://ymmv.me/37/aggressive

https://ymmv.me/37/blowjob-training

Twitter: @ymmvpod

Facebook: ymmvpod

Email: [email protected]

Back from a week off, we take a look at throatpie porn and discuss a big backlog of questions from Reddit. Return guest Eric gives us his insight into our topics.

Can vaginas actually prevent a penis from being withdrawn during sex? Are they that strong? Is it stable to be with a guy who is asexual?

And how should a camgirl react when a guy wants to show her a video of himself drinking his own semen on the stream?

To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/36/throatpie

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/36/too-tight

https://ymmv.me/36/asexuality

https://ymmv.me/36/drinking-own-semen

https://ymmv.me/36/forced-insertion

https://ymmv.me/36/69

https://ymmv.me/36/sex-thoughts

Twitter: @ymmvpod

Facebook: ymmvpod

Email: [email protected]

This week's porn features a woman putting a penis at real risk, and Keith also wants to discuss her anal coloration. What's normal there? And, how much damage can be done to a man in the cowgirl position?

Men spend a lot of time figuring out the "best" way to masturbate. We take a look at different venues for finding porn, the impact of OnlyFans on the industry, and whether Literotica is "enough" to get the job done.

A man claims he set up a fake gloryhole and that his female partner loved it. Another wants to know why women tend to prefer large dildoes (he won't like the answer).

To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/35/cowgirl

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/35/fake-gloryhole

https://ymmv.me/35/large-dildoes

Twitter: @ymmvpod

Facebook: ymmvpod

Email: [email protected]