I can’t stand men that scratch their nuts, on repeat, in public. Add orangutan titties and natural sweaters to the topic. I found a bike bell on the street, what will I use it for? I got locked out of my apartment, did I find a way in or did I spend the night on the unicorn bus? An epidemic topic that I don’t hold much respect for. Don’t take the shit I say personally. Amendment #1, ya heard?

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I’m going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I’m feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it’s story time kiddies.

Work, yo. Fucking work. It’s like living in a pressure cooker with a child running the show, except that’s all in the child’s imagination. Vinny fucking Del Pino, easy round the turns. Doloris Van Cartier is finally out of her year long hiatus. What the fuck does a ghost candle smell like? The review said...

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I’m going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I’m feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it’s story time kiddies.

I share 2 dreams other people had starring yours truly...scrumptious. I break down the week I had, everything from fucks at work to Brooklyn gardens. I head off into a tangent about our fearless leader leading by example and why you should wear a mask. And lastly, have you ever found a naked lady in your living room? Tune in.

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I’m going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I’m feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it’s story time kiddies.

Girls with hairy legs gross me out to a new extent and flat heads are weird. Seniors United 2003 update!! The laws of attraction, stop posting your negative bullshit and do something about it. Grow up.

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I’m going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I’m feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it’s story time kiddies.

La Ciox makes me feel like I made it. Being a girl is hard, too many accessories to survive. My Barbies have moved on. Update on the seniors United 2003 picture. I can find pot anywhere. I need fresh water to swim in. Wear a fucking mask.

Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I’m going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I’m feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it’s story time kiddies.