Lisa and Steven have a few choice words about the Bard and his 400-year reign of literary terror. As one would expect, this eventually dovetails [...]

Musings on meditation and Deepak Chopra give way to a ferocious takedown of some douchebag Steven once met at a party.

What happens when we die? Lisa’s weird brain has a theory. Also, Steven demands more superpowers.

Have you been described as ‘bubbly’? If so, Lisa probably won’t cry at your funeral. This revelation prompts Steven to determine whether his co-host is [...]

Lisa and Steven conclude the “You say tomato, I say toMAHto” song is an affront to pronunciation and basic lyrical composition.

Why does Drizzy have Lisa in such a tizzy? Also, Degrassi!

Looking to stay healthy, Lisa vacillates between hipster and bourgeois forms of exercise. Then Steven’s attention shifts to the sea.

Lisa and Steven discover that some spiders are born luckier than others.

Steven gives Lisa the insane low-down on his dealings with Southern California’s worst car dealership.

Lisa and Steven discover they have a real beef with veggies. Specifically douchebag plants, which could benefit from a good ol’ fashioned ass kicking.