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Title: Shanks for Nothing
Author: Rick Reilly
Narrator: Nick Stevens
Format: Abridged
Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
Language: English
Release date: 04-27-06
Publisher: Random House Audio
Ratings: 3.5 of 5 out of 10 votes
Genres: Fiction, Contemporary
Publisher's Summary:
Life is going pretty well for Raymond "Stick" Hart. He's happily married to the former Ponkaquogue Municipal Golf Club assistant pro, the beauteous Cajun firecracker Dannie, raising his rambunctious son, Charlie, and getting by writing smart-mouthed greeting cards for 50 bucks a pop. Best of all, nothing has changed at Ponky, the worst golf course in America. You still have to hook it past the toxic waste dump on No. 1 and under the billboard on No. 8, the fried-egg sandwiches are terrible but cheap, and his pal Two Down is always up for a sucker bet.
Then, one disaster of a day, Stick's world does a 10-car pile-up. The cheapskate bastard owner of Ponky announces he's retiring to a nudist camp in Florida and selling the club to the Mayflower Club next door, a bastion of blue-blood snobbery that plans to pave Ponky over. And life only goes downhill from there.
Luckily, Stick has a solution to all his problems. He'll qualify for the British Open.
Members Reviews:
This book is amazing. I bought it on a whim because I ...
This book is amazing. I bought it on a whim because I love humor and golf but, this is written so well and the characters are just great fun. I listened to this on Audible.com and the narration made the whole thing meld perfectly. It was like listening to an old golf pro tell humor stories about growing up on the course.
Absolutely Hilarious Follow-up to "Missing Links"
"Shanks For Nothing" was an absolutely hilarious sequel to "Missing Links." What Reilly does so well in these two novels (at least for me) is make the characters so real, it's easy to relate to their respective idiosyncrasies. I was literally laughing out-loud throughout most of the book! The only bad thing I can say is that I ordered "Shanks For Nothing" about a week prior to some air travel I had upcoming and I was hoping to read the book on the plane. Curiosity won over and by the time I departed, I only had about 30 pages left to finish the book which I did before we reached 10,000 feet!!!
Buy this, but read "Missing Links" first!
Long and not so straight - Again!
Reilly does it again with the lovable characters from "Missing Links" and the not so lovable golf course affectionately known as Ponky. The book picks up about 10 years later with the same hijinks and fun loving golf. A few new people are added in and they just make the group that much more colorful. Dom, "The World's Most Sexual Man", is hilarious in his attempts to get the new girl behind the counter at Ponky.
The gambling is at the forefront again and our hero, Ray Hart, has to face some past demons as well as some current sticky situations.
Well worth the read, great humor and just plain fun. Please make sure not to pull a Kathy Bates/Misery on Reilly so he will continue the series after reading this one.
Sequel to "Missing Links"
This is a follow up to "Missing Links", continuing the lives and adventures of the characters. If you liked the first book you will enjoy this one as well.
Hilarious!
Both of Rick Reilly's fictional golf books are hilarious. Because of my laughing, I have kept my wife awake at night reading this book. She woke up and told me there is no way a book about golf can be that funny. Trust me, it is.