They may be the very definition of "finger foods" but real question is: are Bugles chips? Matt and Eric debate what the horn-shaped corn snack really is while also defining the acceptable toppings for toast and solving a parking lot conundrum. In celebration of YDAFT's one-year anniversary, the boys close by responding to some Personal Questions.

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Joining Matt and Eric for episode 25 is actor and podcaster Meghan Stanton! Meghan asks the boys about what makes "the perfect crime" and the three may or may not form a crime syndicate. The three interview each other on their dumb domestic disputes and the boys present the latest in dumb crime.

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This week Matt and Eric answer a duo of questions regarding the greatest actor of our generation: Wishbone. How did he spend retirement? And why was he never featured on Inside the Actor's Studio? The boys also tackle a head-scratcher from a new Hyundai commercial, ponder technological troubles of elderly millennials, and round up a few new Local Legends.

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In their first themed episode, Matt and Eric dive into the vicious, cut-throat world of the board game everybody loves or loves to hate: Monopoly. Why do we still play this cautionary tale of capitalism? What or where is the 'Go' in real life? Why does everybody hate on Baltic? What are the differences between St. James' Place and Atlantic Avenues? Not to mention the adaptations: the boys break down the good, the bad, and the ridiculous.  Plus: a Circle-back/Follow-up on a very special Amazon reviewer: Fauntleroy.

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This week Matt and Eric are joined by the oft-mentioned Lindsey R, Barr: Dramaturg, Director, Ph.D Candidate, and Educator who just so happens to be married to Matt. Lindsey brings a question that Ed Helms has been asking ever since the 2009 classic The Hangover: "What DO tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?" Plus: "What makes a bar a dive bar?" 

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Matt and Eric are back with a full on investigation: what criminal violations does Willy Wonka face? You think OSHA has a lot to say about that factory? Wait until the gambling commission weighs in. The boys also provide the top 5 events that aren't in the olympics, but should be. Plus: shopping cart theft and a new round of Dumb Crime.

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On this special edition of You Didn't Ask For This, revisit some of the highlights from the first twenty episodes. So grab a yerba mate, rip off those gift stickers, and sit back and enjoy the very best of the pod (so far.) 

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What is The Hokey Pokey all about? In Bootylicious, what flavor is The Jelly? What is the most-useless superpower? In the 20th episode you didn't ask for, Matt and Eric dig in to these mysteries, finding the hidden metaphor we participate in while "shaking it all about," and Beyoncé's prophecy in Bootylicious. Plus, the boys share their origin story in a special Personal Questions. 

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What chain restaurant has the best free bread? If life gives you lemons, what does death give you? Matt and Eric tackle these important questions and rank your favorite (and least-favorite) free bread offerings from chain restaurants. Where do Olive Garden's breadsticks land? What about Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits? Find out in the second installment of Definitive Ranking. Plus: a new batch of (listener submitted!) Local Legends.

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If Garfield doesn't work, why does he hate Mondays? What's your meeting 'walk-up' music? How would you replace the 'popcorn' button on microwaves? These are just three of the eleven questions that special guest Sara Feldman brings to Matt and Eric for today's episode. Matt and Eric also discuss the hierarchy of Ikea products and debut a full length segment of Dumb Crime.

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