First on the agenda this week is a question that has plagued America for years: just how did the Geico camel lie his way into corporate middle management? Matt and Eric review his resume before debating the tough decisions that face time travelers. Plus: a new spin-off of Weird News: Dumb Crime.

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What are the consequences of immortality? In Aladdin, did The Genie invent an entire sovereign state so his master could impress the girl? This week, Matt and Eric answer these mysteries, plus some personal ones as they mix up philosophers, juggle time periods, create terrible Anthony Fauci impressions, and uncover whether or not The Genie is a fraud.

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Matt and Eric welcome their first guest this week: Baltimore-based actor, director, and educator Paul Diem! The trio weigh-in on what does and does not belong in your home's most eclectic storage space: The Junk Drawer. Paul asks questions on dirty-sounding, but ultimately clean words, while Matt and Eric ask Paul about the state of high school theatre.

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Paul Bunyan is one of America's premiere folk heroes, but is he also our premiere...kaiju? Matt and Eric tackle the viral Twitter question while also examining CatDog's reproductive system and determining if anything can save the reputation of The Fedora.

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For April Fools' Day, Eric shares the epic tale of his most-extreme prank. Plus: an all-new Fast Five, the secrets of daylight savings time, and Matt and Eric open their first fan mail.

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This week, we decipher the proper way of eating an Oreo, we go underground into the secret lives of cicada cults, and cover Mr. Owl's qualifications for answering Tootsie Pop questions. Not too mention a Google Sheets vs Excel rant, a butter bell-based Circle Back, and a certain other Tootsie Pop question.

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This week we examine the specifics of the fabled "Miller Time," as well as explore what animals will take over after the humans are gone. Plus: Mario's afterlife and a fresh batch of local legends.

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There are 324 possible combinations of suspects, weapons, and locales in the game of Clue...but which is the deadliest? Matt and Eric investigate this week as well as  answer the age-old work meeting question: how many times can you "circle-back?" Also featured, two new segments including a check-in with Episode one star, Harry the Centaur. 

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It's all about food this week as Matt and Eric get to the bottom of what makes brunch "brunch" and provide the definitive ranking of the chocolates in Russell Stover's Valentine's Day heart boxes. Plus: the return of Weird News

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This week's questions focus on fictional biology and geography. Is the Kool Aid Man full of blood or pee? If a vampire bites a zombie (or vice versa), which one turns? In The Wizard of Oz, where does The Red Brick Road lead? Answers to all these questions plus local legends the Squonk and the Demon Truck of Seven Hills Road.

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