You Disgust Me

We hope you're hungry cause this week is a hot pile of delicious topics. For appetizers we have terrible sexy Halloween costumes and a dog that ate something pink and made of silicone that rhymes with schmildo. The main courses are strange rural American hobbies/foods and Stull Cemetery.

Content Warnings: detailed description of foods (28:45-39:25) + calorie counting (37:45-38:40)

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Hi bestie. This week's Today In Yuck stories are an alleged time traveler, an illegal beer, and cryo theft. The main topics are the history of scoliosis and various cases of pica/people eating things that are not food. Bye bestie.

Content warnings: discussion of alcoholic beverages (8:45-13:45)

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We're back with something that is, by all accounts, a second episode of a podcast. In this episode we weigh the pros and cons of a seventeen-page relationship contract, Francis teaches us about hysteria, and Marin talks about bezoars.

Content warnings: discussion of historical treatment of "hysteria" including medical abuse and sexual assault, use of gendered language, discussion of trichotillomania and trichophagia

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Welcome to our humble podcast. This episode, Marin and Francis briefly discuss sea snakes trying to hump humans, a 15 lb ball of hair, with the main topics of weird animal penises and body odor. Thanks for listening to the first episode, you're so brave for that.

Content warnings: this episode is NSFW, use of gendered language (ie. male/female mating patterns in animals)

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In a world where monkeys may or may not be roaming the streets depending on who you ask, who will protect us? Khetag Pliev stars as Guy Who Lost His Finger While Boxing. Mads Mikkelsen stars as Man Being Held Hostage By Podcast Hosts. Watch our heroes face their toughest obstacles yet as they journey across the stage at any 1970s punk show in England and learn increasingly concerning facts about horses. Goth Monkeys 3: The Reckoning, now available on VHS.

What's the deal with all these mice in Australia? Am I right? Okay, tough crowd. Have you heard the one about the girl who cries blood every time she's on her period? Sounds like my ex! It's so great to be here in [insert city] but you know some cities have a little more character than others. Like if we were in New York right now and you didn't like the show you could start a riot just like the Astor Place Riot of 1849. My dad would always say, "Well, back in MY day..." yeah Dad? Back in your day Alfred Packer was deciding whether he wanted his buddy's leg medium or medium rare. Thank you for coming out tonight [insert city], you've been a captive audience!

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Thanks be to Slime Mold for another glorious day. In this episode, our humble missionaries of the good amoeba preach about the false idol of Mantis Shrimp and the colors they do not see, as well as the demons that roam the Earth in the form of large flightless birds. The gospel readings this week are from The Book Of Slime Mold, 11:14 and Stefania Follini, verse 3 through 4. All hail the Slime Mold.

Content Warnings: Emetophobia (sounds) 52:28 to 53:12

Welcome to You Disgust Me. Today's theme is...themes. We've got religious themes we've got romantic themes we've got any theme you want all half price for a limited time only! We're offering an extra 20% off the main topics this week: the "restoration" of Ecce Homo by Cecilia Giménez and literal crucifixion. Drop by the shop today and browse our themes while they last!

Trigger Warnings: Emetophobia -  11:22 to 15:10, Description of Torture - 34:45 to 49:45

It's the day after Valentine's Day. The residual stink of love still hangs in the air. It does indeed smell like thai food. So sit back, relax, and try not to wallow in self pity for 51 minutes while we regale you with tales of Most Toxic Shakespeare Couples- Ranked! and George Washington's hair. The entrées this evening include a heartworm alfredo pasta and various cures for Elizabethan Love Sickness.

Trigger Warnings: NSFW ;)

Take a seat, class. Today's lecture will be an introduction to the stock market and hedge funds. We'll start off with a background on the culture of naked mole rats and turkey attacks as a primer. Dr. Lucy has graciously come in to be a guest speaker since Dr. Graham has been ill recently. After the economics section, Prof. Hannah will give a presentation on the societal impact of Larry Stylinson.

(Here's the video we watched during this episode.)

Trigger Warnings: None.