What's the deal with all these mice in Australia? Am I right? Okay, tough crowd. Have you heard the one about the girl who cries blood every time she's on her period? Sounds like my ex! It's so great to be here in [insert city] but you know some cities have a little more character than others. Like if we were in New York right now and you didn't like the show you could start a riot just like the Astor Place Riot of 1849. My dad would always say, "Well, back in MY day..." yeah Dad? Back in your day Alfred Packer was deciding whether he wanted his buddy's leg medium or medium rare. Thank you for coming out tonight [insert city], you've been a captive audience!