Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) start off with an unhinged intro to set us up for this damn unhinged ep! We chat RHONY aka our love for Jenna Lyons and Hannah’s run in with Schwartz but ON TO POSSIBLY MOST CHAOTIC ep of all time. Dans trying to write, he and Vanessa are both applying for the same writing program and we still don’t care. But the girl of the ep is the game of assassin that S planned for Nate’s bday which has little J TRYING IT with Serena’s man. And on the other side of the UES, everyone’s pushing Blair to buy a hideous free people adjacent dress and somehow she ends up being the only pawn that can check mate Chuck’s hotel from Jack. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) break down all things Eras Tour/Tay Swift and how she’s a a beautiful Disney cat and Hannah is a long lost Haim sister! Back in the land of GG we are forced to witness EMPIRE STRIKES JACK—too much Jack and his mustache for our taste honestly. Chuck puts his theatre acting skills to the damn test this week as his mother? not mother? Elizabeth ruins his life at the hands of his dumb uncle Jack. And in the chaotic evil we never requested, Agnes is back to ruin Little J’s life in some very dark turn of events. Nate saves the day, Serena is still terrible at scheming and Blair has no friends—but might transfer to Columbia UNVERSITY?! t b d. XOXO H &T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are lit UP this week and diving back into all things GG. Do we begin by going down a long winding road of reality TV? Like DUH. But more importantly sh*t is popping off on the UES—little J trying to lose her v card with waffles? Not if SERENA VDUBS has anything to say about it! Nate gets punched out?! Say it ain’t so y’all! Jack Bass has slithered back into the picture and is threading to ruin chucks entire existence? NO WE SAY NO-Get out of her ya skeeze! Things are heating up like Nate in that damn suit and the made up historical society dinner thing. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are giving the girlies what they want, need and probably didn’t ask for this week but nevertheless has arrived—a Barbie recap! It’s here! It’s pink! Give them Oscar’s! We take a GG respite to bring you our thoughts on this new cultural classic! But not to worry—we will be back on the Upper East Side next week! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are bringing you a surprise, a treat, a present if you will! A special recap of the first episode of CRAPPIE LAKE! We might be riding on Celsius and a dream and someone maybe hit on Jake at orange theory but we have Sonja and Lou to help us get through! It’s small towns hot goss, Pawnee Indiana, Sonja’s leaking lipo stitches! Head over to Patreon for the rest of our recaps of Crappie Lake-links below! XOXO H & T https://patreon.com/youknowyouloveus

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) despite being stuck in a place of Harry Potter in Book 5, are back for another 1940’s farce of an episode! BUT FIRST: THE AGE FILTER ONTikTok-harrowing-Leave us alone and let us age in peace! Hannah calls Tyler’s mom a hot piece of ass and this turns into an unofficial Shakespeare hot takes pod. BUT ON TO THE EP—S and Nate have fridge sex, B and Chuck find his mom AND, GASP A HANDKERCHIEF! (That’s how you spell that word are you kidding me) And sad boy Dan and Vanessa have a meet cute at a “beach” themed dorm party with questionable neon drinks and Dan’s even more questionable purple tank top. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are bugging from their summertime sadness of it all. Tyler learns the word anatomically, summer body woes, what we are doing to make ourselves feel great, adult hobbies and 4th of July plans. This GG ep is giving 1940s drama yall —chucks estrainged maybe unalive mother is back?! A locket/worthless trinket?! Waffles trying to hookup with Serena?! Nate and S have the gaul to hookup on Eleanor Waldorf’s couch and Andrew Tyler is back to f*ck it all up! XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) needed a moment, needed a second and needed to catch the f*ck up with each other—henceforth we get le coffee and le kiki! we give you some hot girlie summer hacks to get us through this insufferable season that always stands in the way of Fall. We talk upcoming bravotv, Barbie the movie plans, the return of and just like that, and general fashion nonsense! happy (pre fall) summer! XOXO H & T ps zoom really tried it with us this week!

Hosts Hannah Brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) admit that life has been mid as of late. Tyler is already looking forward to FALL CAUSE DUH and Hannah got drunk, watched Anastasia and ate papa Johns pizza. This week with the upper east side girlies—Serena’s saggy beanie journey is harrowing and she gets into a car accident —WITH TRIPP?! — BECAUSE OF A PACK OF WOLVES?! What is this damn beauty and the beast?! In another end of the GGU (gossip girl universe) it’s the anniversary of Barts death and Chuck sees a a ghost?? Or his mother?? At barts grave! Little j is still associating with waffles, Serena is getting blackmailed by the pencil and fufus has been duped. XOXO H & T

Hosts Hannah Brown(@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are back babyyyy!! We discuss the skuttlebutt of it all, what will happen now that the 3rd part of VPR reunion of season 10 hath aireth because its honestly painful to watch at this point and how serving tea at a restaurant is a racket! But back on the UES—ITS THANKSGIVING!!; Blair thinks Eleanor is pregnant? Nate and Dan are still talking about the damn threesome? Serena shares intense smooches with Tripp in an elevator? And why is dans face like that? But Nate’s into Serena! Dans into Vanessa! Nate looks hot inspite of his terrible emo haircut and everyone needs to stop inviting people to major holiday gatherings as a surprise! Tyler discovers Aaron tveit plays Tripp in REAL TIME and it’s truly a theatre kid revelation. XOXO H & T