Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

IT'S A NOT ASPIRATIONAL HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! This week, Hannah is joined by her college bestie, fellow scary movie lover, and viral internet sensation Becky Habersberger for the spookiest episode of the year! The gals dish on their favorite nostalgic memories from the ISU vault, celebrate their new hyperfixation with Mike Flanagan's Carrie, and share the scary rewatches that give them equal parts nightmares and comfort. They also revisit the scary movies that started it all, get into Becky's bone-chilling movie theatre ritual (arguably the spookiest part of the entire episode), and have a hot girl BONE to pick with the fashun industry. Grab your emotional support candy and press play: this one is a BOO-ZY! NOTE: SPOILERS FOR MOVIES & TV SHOWS MENTIONED. LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK! 👻

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This week, Hannah is feeling warm, fuzzy, and more freakish than ever. She tells the unhinged tale of a recent squirrel attack, shares a THRILLING cosmetic update that might finally make all her hot girl fashion dreams come true (spoiler alert: it's unsexy and has to do with feet), and recaps her shockingly mature anniversary weekend. Finally, (for literally no reason), she reveals some intrusive, bleak memories from her teenage years, including but not limited to the time her high school acting teacher responded to her parents' divorce by singing Sondheim at her. SORRY!

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This week Hannah is joined by friends of the pod and hosts of the hit history podcast Right Answers Mostly, Tess Bellomo and Claire Donald, and as per usual, the girlies have a lot to say! They dish on Ben Affleck's love life, weigh in on Christy Carlson Romano going full menace mode while promoting her new book, and settle the great iced coffee in interviews internet debate once and for all. They also reveal how AI can be used for good (spoiler alert: it's for women's orgasms), and share their unfiltered thoughts on the celeb breakups (and dark marriages) that have us in a chokehold. Light a fall candle, get cozy, pour a martini, and press play. This one's for the girls! 🧚

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This week, Hannah is doing her best to use her three years of Hot Girl Anthropology learnings to help you step up your fall fashion! She shares her favorite can't-miss fashion creators, the style book that quite literally changed her life, her fave budget-friendly stores to shop, and the fall trends actually worth investing in, all with convenient tips and tricks to help you cultivate your style with confidence. In classic Not Aspirational fashion, she also recounts a thrilling wildlife encounter that nobody asked for, manically embraces fall despite the satanic LA heatwave, and reveals her unfiltered thoughts on the newest Colleen Hoover cinematic flop: Verity. Come for the fashion tips, stay for the fall candle rec that will change your life (no, seriously).

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Episode Resources:

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• Who What Wear Article

Hannah's Favorite Style Creators:

• Olivia Style Tips - @OliviaSara_23
• Meg Mcpeek - @MegSircar
• Ajaila Kenyara - @AjailaKenyara
• KJ from Common Ace - @BeachyKJ
• Allison Bornstein - @AllisonBornstein
• Fashivly - @Fashivly
• Jen Andrews - @JenKnowsBestBlog
• Digital Taylor - @DigitalTaylor

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This week against her better judgment, Hannah reveals her less-than-savory thoughts on Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore, but first, she recounts the harrowing tale of yet ANOTHER brush with public diarrhea, delivers a conflict-related therapy unlock that will change your life, and shares her honest (and hornty!!!) review of The Love Hypothesis movie adaptation. Charli fans, enjoy the ride. Swifties: you've been warned.

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HAPPY NOT ASPIRATIONAL WEDNESDAY, CUTIES! In this week's episode, Hannah recaps her shockingly life-changing trip to Orlando, tells the harrowing tale of her recent bowling excursion, and gives some confusing but hopefully helpful advice on how to push through hard days. Honestly, she's not sure wtf she said, so either you're welcome or sorry in advance!

HAPPY WELLNESS CHECK WEDNESDAY! This week, Hannah is answering your burning listener questions and (as per usual) she's not holding back. She tackles work burnout, the hot girl art of making friends in your thirties, and delivers her no holds barred advice on how to actually enjoy your wedding (even if it means letting people talk sh*t!). She also dishes on Practical Magic 2, shares the new phrase from therapy that just might change your life, and offers some particularly irreverent wisdom for the recovering people pleasers our there. Put on your thick socks, light your favorite pumpkin candle, and cozy up: we're gonna make this our most fabulous fall yet!

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This week Hannah is hungover and joined by equally hungover friend of the pod, reality TV producer, and host of the hit pop culture podcast Fixing Famous People, Chris Derosa, and unfortunately for their teams but fortunately for y'all, neither of them are holding back! Fresh off a regrettable bottle (or two) of wine, they dish on Hannah's new reality TV obsession Earle Meets World, take zero prisoners roasting whoever tf produced the Raygun Netflix Documentary, and giggle their way through some super-exclusive behind the scenes Bravo tea that will leave you as gobsmacked as when Aviva threw her leg on the floor. Come for the giggles, stay for Dorinda's sandwich order, and press play. Trust us.

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It's officially first semester energy, and Hannah is tackling it like a college kid doing their first keg stand of the school year. This week, she shares all her hot girl non-negotiables heading into fall, from the two-minute hack that will make you feel hotter at the gym, to tangible ways to streamline your work week and make it (almost) crashout proof. In true Not Aspirational fashion, she also cries about her upcoming nostalgia-core tattoo, delivers her unfiltered thoughts on Coyote vs. Acme, and expresses genuine concern for the viral Corn Kid of 2022 (DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON HIM?!). If you're looking for tips ranging from wellness to whimsy with a side of pre-menstrual tears, strap in and press play. Don't say we didn't warn you!!!

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This week, Hannah is fighting the LA heatwave and coping with Dolly Parton-induced grief the only way she knows how: talking sh*t. She marvels at a recent encounter with a shockingly unfriendly Trader Joe's employee, dishes on Belmont Cameli's new Starbucks commercial, delivers shockingly wise tips on how to nail a networking event, and introduces the easy at-home self-care hack you never knew you needed: spa showers and cosmic space showers. Turn on the shower, light a candle, and press play on that Enya playlist. It's hot girl o'clock in more ways than one (THANKS TO THIS DAMN HEAT).

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