Not Aspirational with Hannah Aaron Brown

Mercury in retrograde is OVER and Hannah is coming at you older, hotter, and wiser than ever! She recaps her epically unhinged birthday weekend (including the surprisingly niche movie that came to mind in a champagne-induced haze), therapizes herself (and hopefully listeners!) with fresh insights from friend of the pod Dr. JD Barton and the ever present Dr. Dr., tells the riveting tale of the time she waited on Protozoa (!!!), and shares her unfiltered thoughts on The Valley reunion looks. Put on your weighted vest and take it to the streets hot girls, this one has a little bit of everything.

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HAPPY LEO SZN, HOT GIRLS! Hannah's birthday is around the corner and she's taking the opportunity to reflect on everything she's learned up until now (heavy on the people pleasing recovery). She shares her birthday plans, her hard-earned glow-up tips, the secret to becoming the happiest version of yourself, and naturally doesn't miss the opportunity to compare Matty Healy and Taylor Swift's weddings (because literally why would she). Pop the champagne, wear something hot, and take a walk on the wild side! It's time to channel our fiery energy and get whatever tf we want. ✨🎂

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Hannah has returned from her travels as a husk of her former self, and lucky for you, she doesn't have the energy to hold back. She shares her unfiltered takes on Taylor Swift's wedding, defends Hilary Duff's new Bath & Body Works ad, and delivers a brand new hot girl mindset shift courtesy of Dr. Dr. that might just change your life. Money can't buy you class, but it CAN buy you therapy, and isn't that fun? Press play and don't be mad! ILY!

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This week, Hannah is answering all your burning questions, and she's not holding back (I mean, duh). She shares her favorite hot girl summer recipes, gives a pep talk for anyone navigating the job market, and dives into how she finds the motivation to stay on her wellness BS when she'd rather couch rot and watch 12 consecutive hours of Love Island. ENJOY!

Low Cal Frozen Smores Recipe

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Mercury is officially in retrograde, Hannah is more unhinged than ever and tbh, it shows! This week, she recaps the explosively chaotic last few episodes of Love Island, shares highlights from her recent Palm Springs trip including the hotel pool of her dreams, and spirals into a full-blown Fourth of July outfit crisis while (a shock to no one) oversharing every step of the way. Grab your emotional support hot dog, settle in, and sorry in advance.

CLR Candle from when Hannah watched Pearl Harbor

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Morphe Lipstick in Ballet (Kate Moss for Rimmel 42 dupe)

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It's Vodka Cran Summer baby — sexy, chaotic, and Gabrielle Solis coded! This week, Hannah recounts her recent hungover (and wildly unhinged) trip to the farmer's market, shouts out her favorite celebrity couples of the moment, shares her number one hot girl scent of the summer, and makes a totally unsurprising pod announcement that you probably absolutely saw coming. Put on your weighted vest, cue up your hot girl walk, and press play. This one's a doozy!

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Hannah is back and hanging by a thread to wrap up Summer House Season 10 and naturally, she has feelings. This week, she unpacks her annual summer meltdown, shares her hot girl guide to making the most of your summer (triggering season or not!), and introduces her newest completely irrational phobia: Amphiumas. Grab your emotional support sunscreen, crack a Loverboy, and settle in. We're closing out this season with a bang. ☀️

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Hannah's recapping part three of the highly anticipated Summer House Reunion and she is TIRED. She dishes on her hyper-wholesome recent trip to Chicago, offers her unexpected theory on how to really stick it to West and Amanda, and shares some exclusive behind-the-scenes tea from a Super Bowl Sunday encounter with West that just might shock you. Need a place to channel all your Summer House Reunion rage? SAME. Press play and LFGGGGG.

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It's time to discuss part two of the Summer House reunion, and this week, Hannah isn't doing it alone. To help make sense of the chaos, she's summoned the host of The Hidden History of Magick podcast and intuitive medium Erin Bagwell to get a little witchy and bitchy! Erin shares channeled messages for the summer ahead (buckle up), pulls tarot to answer the Bravo fandom's most burning questions, and the girls make their predictions for part three of the reunion and the future of Summer House as we know it. Because literally what's more fun and completely on brand than a little witchy pop culture gossip?

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This week, Hannah opens with the harrowing tale of her recent food poisoning before diving into the reunion on everybody's lips: Summer House. She also shares her unfiltered thoughts on the finale, weighs in on the premiere episode of In the City, dedicates a frankly generous amount of time to dragging W*st and Am*nda, and fully channels her Leo sister Lindsay Hubbard in ways that may or may not have gone too far. That's showbiz.

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