The boys relive the loving touch of a wooden spoon, Zucco explains why follically challenged people buy hair straighteners (!) and Adam suits up for a little deck talk...these two are not the full quid.

After his Japanese sojourn, Zucco educates Adam on all things onsen (温泉) and Adam shares an alternate use for hand sanitiser on the Kokoda Trail - these two would benefit from therapy...

Adam & Zucco swap notes on mates’ tussles with zippers, stones on steel and the real cost of not having anaesthetic...this has to be a joke, where are the cameras.