Peter E1: Hannah Ann does some serious Bachelor judo, probably because she looks like Susan Ward, start of Malibu Shores, Sunset Beach, the In-Crowd, and Wild Things 2. Maurissa waxes vaginas, but Peter's mom and dad wax eloquent when renewing their wedding vows. We learn the scandalous truth that Peter and Hannah B only did it 3 plus 1 times in the windmill. Follow us on Twitter @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at [email protected].

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