We reflect on AYAOTD's surprisingly great final season, going through our usual roundup of the best, the worst, and the most memorable things about Season 7. We also say our goodbyes to the Nu Batch (Midnight Society 2.0), and Eli offers up the longest Nick News segment in show history.

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After nearly three years, we reach the end of our long journey: the series finale of Are You Afraid of the Dark. Fortunately we go out on a high note with The Tale of the Night Nurse, an episode light on narrative sense but big on scares (and MURDER). Plus, we talk about John Cena's penis, speculate on how Gramps got this acting gig, and Eli reveals his metal band.

Thank you to everyone who has supported this show over the years. We'll have a few more episodes of the podcast before we call it a wrap on Are You Afraid of the Dark, so stay tuned.

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We inch ever closer to the end of AYAOTD with The Tale of Many Faces, an episode equal parts goofy fashion montage and nightmare fuel. We also talk Smash Bros. and Fortnite and ponder the Nickelodeon Adults Choice Awards.

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This week, we review The Tale of the Laser Maze, an episode chock full of tae kwon do, robot decapitation, and one very pervy alien. We also say goodbye to another important member of the Midnight Society and ponder how Nickelodeon is going to use ketchup to save their business.

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We have to save the old rec center! Or maybe not, since there's a weird stalker/monster man living in it. Such is the tragical (and highly problematic) Tale of the Last Dance. Elsewhere, Eli and David talk about learning (and failing) to play the violin, and we get an unlikely AYAOTD/Ninja Turtles/Tarzan/Phil Collins crossover.

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We reach the final five episodes of AYAOTD with The Tale of the Photo Finish, a story about a horror we can all relate to: rich, white, snobby assholes. (And also spooky haunted photographs.) Eli also gives us a rundown of his trip to see the Dave Matthews Band, and we talk about how Dave is...maybe kind of a pervert?

Meghan Markle on Nick News:

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These goodbyes don't get any easier. This week, we review the final Sardo episode, The Tale of the Time Trap, and at least he gets a fitting sendoff with a madcap story of magic, genies, and MONTAGES. So many montages. We also talk the AYAOTD movie and give Sardo a musical farewell.

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After 85 episodes, we finally get a full-fledged zombie story with The Tale of the Reanimator! Just watch out for the copious amounts of sticky goo all over this one. It's just a harmless, erm, byproduct. Plus we talk about the return of Double Dare, and David can't seem to remember the name of the podcast.

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We're joined by AYAOTD Campfire Companion author Jose Prendes to talk about his new book, his new Youtube adventure, and of course, The Tale of Highway 13! Finally, an episode that gives us the rad street racing this series has always needed.

Buy the Campfire Companion!

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Check out Jose's journey to a black belt!

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Are You Afraid of the Dark dials back the craziness this week for The Tale of the Stone Maiden, an episode all about the perils of love and also, maybe, the perils of pooping one's pants while turning into a statue. We also give our thoughts on the new Venom trailer. It's a quickie this week, so give it a listen.

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