Cuddle up to your sweetheart and eat some goldfish, because it's time for The Tale of the Lunar Locusts! SEE Olympic gold medalist Tara Lipinksi somehow turn in the best performance of the entire episode! SEE the dumbest male character in the show's recent history! But will you actually get to see Lunar Locusts? Only one way to find out. Plus, Eli talks about seeing some real-life UFOs, we talk the Kids Choice Awards, and we look at the life and times of John Cena.

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We kick off our FINAL SEASON with AYAOTD's magnum opus, the three-part Tale of the Silver Sight! Join Eli and David as they jump through time and space with the Midnight Society, solving a mystery...and, just maybe, a MURDER. We also celebrate the Willennium and premiere some new music. It's our biggest episode ever!

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We bid farewell to Season 6 of Are You Afraid of the Dark with our traditional season-in-review episode, and this was one for the books, featuring an unprecedented twist in the monster category, some very tough decisions in picking the best and worst episodes, our personal favorites, and of course our first Midnight Society MVP since meeting the Nu Batch. Stick around at the end for a very special announcement!

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Things get pretty weird this week as we attempt to review The Tale of Bigfoot Ridge while Eli is lit AF on Mucinex and fighting a cold. We talk a little bit about this EXTREME(ly boring) episode of AYAOTD, but mostly it's us bullshitting about snowboarding, the slap-hand game, and Eli making his own Bigfoot episode with the help of the Oriental Trading Company catalogue. There's something for everyone.

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Almost just in time for Valentine's Day, we review The Tale of the Secret Admirer, a tragic story of a girl and the Two-Face who loved her mother. It's another unfinished business story, but with explosions! Plus, we create our dream-lineup for Nickelodeon's Slimefest concert and more.

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It's time for yet another vampire episode as we take a trip to The Tale of Vampire Town! Listen as we marvel at the supremely goofy main character and talk about the episode with friend of the show Bryce Lee Wynn! Plus, we give our annual rundown of the Kids Choice Awards and celebrate a few birthdays.

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Grab your piano and your pink flamingos and meet us in the junk room as we review The Tale of Oblivion, an episode full of angry Scotsmen, some sibling rivalry, and some of the strangest art we've ever seen. Plus, Eli recalls his nunchuck-stilt training from his childhood, and we look at the unfortunate post-AYAOTD career of the episode's female lead.

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This week we get Shakespearean with The Tale of the Walking Shadow, featuring two of AYAOTD's favorite guest stars and one confused ghost. We also talk Reptar and theatre superstitions. Screw your courage to the sticking place and join us!

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We return to Are You Afraid of the Dark just in time to watch one of the most surreal, inexplicable episodes to date, The Tale of the Wisdom Glass! The costumes! The characters! The dialogue! Can we make sense of it all? Plus, Eli recommends some books and some ants, and we add another destination to the Tour de Nick.

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This week, we go through the looking glass one more time to see how Goosebumps handles a werewolf story. Turns out the answer is very, VERY slowly and stupidly. This one was a challenge, people. We also talk about Donald Trump's bizarre film career and the awesomeness of combining werewolves and Venom symbiotes.

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