This week, we review The Tale of a Door Unlocked, an episode light on scares but big on everything else we love about AYAOTD. Plus, we say a few more painful goodbyes, we endure some more terrible child acting, and Eli accuses David's brother of trying to destroy a toilet.

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You can have this review of The Tale of the Vacant Lot, and in exchange, we'll take something you'll hardly notice at all! (About an hour of your time.) It's another monkey's paw episode that manages to make Mystical Mirror look well-written by comparison. Plus, we spend WAY too much time reminiscing about 90s junk food, and we say goodbye to another member of the Midnight Society.

(Sorry David's audio is somewhat fuzzy on this one. The mic was hot.)

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This week, we watch the Tale of the Unexpected Visitor with an unexpected visitor of our own: horror author extraordinaire John Brhel! It's another alien episode, but none of us are prepared for what we see along the way. We talk about the logistics of the hand-in-warm-water trick, reflect on this episode's ECLECTIC RIFF, and David makes the biggest Random Observation of Crap in the Foreground ever.

Check out John's books! If you're a fan of Are You Afraid of the Dark, you'll like them a lot:

https://www.amazon.com/John-Brhel/e/B019FSL4NY

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This week, Eli and David get their hopes up for some crytozoological fun with The Tale of the Manaha, but is this story of furry whatsits in the woods the real deal or just another disappointing hoax? Plus, we discuss the very promising AYAOTD fan film, perform a loving homage to Lore, and talk about headless gorillas.

Check out the AYAOTD tribute, coming this Halloween:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzpO45p1mJw

I hope you're already listening to Lore:

www.lorepodcast.com

The song used in the Lore bit:

https://soundcloud.com/emelancholy/little-hands

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This week our two young protagonists (Eli and Dycus) get trapped inside the most boring episode of AYAOTD so far. Will they make it out alive? Will the power of Rocko's Modern Life and Hey Arnold movie trailers save them? Will Eli abuse his newly acquired rimshot.mp3 sound effect? Tune in and find out as we review The Tale of C7! *rimshot*

This week, we watch the Ron Oliver-tastic Tale of Prisoners Past (no apostrophe), but really, that's the least of our concerns. We're blown away by our discovery of gold slime, make way too many random observations of crap in the background, and wonder what exactly Stig is wringing out of his socks, or if we even want to know.

Here's the trailer for Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling. We'll discuss it more next episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuF9aZxoipE

Here's the rock version of the Price is Right theme heard in this episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ovr9G7-YDE

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Time to brush up on your reptile biology, because we're watching The Tale of the I̶g̶u̶a̶n̶a̶s̶ Chameleons! We get TWO very special guest stars, one of the darkest moments of the entire show, and a plot that makes no damn sense. Plus, we bid farewell to a member of the Midnight Society.

The sneak peek at The Jungle Movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5_Jq0DVjz8

The Batman sex party shooting:

http://io9.gizmodo.com/police-shoot-unarmed-batman-cosplayers-at-australian-se-1796770866

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Get your lipstick ready, because The Tale of the Mystical Mirror will leave you pale as a ghost! (Well, not really.) Eli and David try to get through this episode about the perils of being beautiful, but instead the conversation mostly revolves around Oreo O's, Zima, and the horror that is carbonated milk. Which means we have a lot to say this week.

Time's Top Ten Bad Beverages:

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Stig's at it again, and to make sure he gets into the midnight society, he's brought along a special guest star. Meanwhile, we discuss classic 90s cereal for kids. Lastly, don't you touch that dial, because coming up next is the Clark and Ryan Show!

This week, we review The Tale of the Jagged Sign, which somehow turns out to be even less scary than it sounds. But not to fear, because we go on some truly strange tangents this week, including gifting pubic hair and some 90s wrestling references that are best left forgotten. Crank up your dove-shaped music box and dive in.

The Mysterious Mose video Eli mentions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2rjEUpmzow

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