This week, we kick off Season 5 of AYAOTD, and holy hell, what a way to start things off. It's The Tale of the Dead Man's Float, featuring maybe the scariest monster in the entire series! But it's not all blood and gore, as this episode lays on the sexual innuendo pretty thick. Meanwhile, we learn the fate of some familiar Nick characters and discuss why not to get in the water.

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As promised, here's the audio from our movie night watching the Legends of the Hidden Temple made-for-TV movie. Bet you didn't expect this Nickelodeon family film to have a double-digit body count, did you? Eli, David, and loyal listeners Zach, Scott, and Royce all try to make their way through this hour of batshit insanity. Listen along at home and enjoy!

In our annual (or whatever) review podcast, we try to come to terms with Season 4 of Are You Afraid of the Dark, a season that was frequently mediocre, occasionally brilliant, and ultimately sort of frustrating. But more importantly, we bid a tearful goodbye to our favorite character on the show. Get your handkerchiefs ready and find a comfy pair of headphones, because we have a lot to talk about this week.

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Our long slog through Season 4 concludes with The Tale of Train Magic. We aren't quite sure what train magic is, but it makes for a surprisingly enjoyable episode of AYAOTD. Plus, Eli and David about some big upcoming events, and they may just have a Basketball Jones.

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Cover your ears! It's THE TALE OF THE CLOSET KEEPERS! Wait, no, don't actually cover your ears, because we have a lot to say this week.

We discuss this surprisingly awesome tale of an alien zoo, complete with Men in Black, green Jell-o, and an interesting examination of race in AYAOTD. And things get REALLY crazy when Snoop Dogg shows up! [Note: Snoop Dogg does not actually show up, but we talk about him for a while.]

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It's our fiftieth anniversary! Well, not really, but this week, we do reach a milestone as we hit episode 50 of Are You Afraid of the Dark, The Tale of the Unfinished Painting! We then do everything in our power NOT to talk about the Tale of the Unfinished Painting; instead, we have a lot to say about Chucky's dad from Rugrats. All this and more!

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Corrections! Rats! A bad episode! We've got it all in this week's review of The Tale of the Fire Ghost- an episode that answers the age old question, "should I get my firefighter dad a nose ring?" Thrill as we witness the best special effect in the show so far, and yawn as we discuss the ho-hum episode built around it.

It's our most anticipated episode of Season 4, The Tale of the Ghastly Grinner! But will he leave us grinning, or just drooling blue dishwasher liquid all over ourselves? We have a lot to say this week. Meanwhile, David fails a geography test, Eli talks Zelda, and we come up with a scheme to watch Nickelodeon that just might work!

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It's back to AYAOTD as we review The Tale of the Room for Rent, which is exactly as scary as its title implies. Plus, David talks about Wrestlemania and pitches his own wrestling federation, Eli learns a new vocabulary word, and demand money from you, the listener, so we can go to the Dominican Republic. What are you waiting for?

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We cross the line back into Goosebumps territory to see their take on the evil scarecrow story, The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight! Unlike AYAOTD's slow burn, this one goes straight for the jugular, literally! Buildings will be destroyed, heads will roll, and we'll reach an unexpected conclusion. Plus, Eli tries to decode a strange message, and David goes to the movies.

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