How did it take us four seasons to finally get a scarecrow on Are You Afraid of the Dark? Maybe they spent the first three seasons trying to figure out how to make a person in a scarecrow costume not look goofy when they are walking around. Maybe they finally gave up and said "at least the mask will make kids crap themselves."

Anyway, in this episode we DON'T know what cock-blocking is, Stone Cold tries to enter the ring AGAIN, and we end with the realization that our job won't be finished until we give ourselves Goosebumps again.

We get our obligatory romantic episode of the season, The Tale of the Long Ago Locket. Can the world's most awkward man find love and NOT get hanged by the evil British? Plus, Eli and David give a thorough review of the Kid's Choice Awards, Eli pitches a multi-part porno series, and more.

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We continue the alleged "nautical" theme of Are You Afraid of the Dark's fourth season with The Tale of the Water Demons! Because what's creepier than a zombie? A wet, slimy zombie! Elsewhere, we brainstorm new Kid's Choice Awards categories, David celebrates a depressing milestone, and Eli makes a truly awful Frank pun.

Nickelodeon's full-frontal report for 2017:

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David and Eli argue over how scary a library can be. They also spend a surprising amount of time talking about the Matrix sequels, considering the fact that they are watching a TV show from the early 90s about a lady from the ate 1800s. Will the kids save a young Danny Tamberelli impersonator before he goes straight to hell? Tune in and find out!

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It's another techno-thriller: The Tale of the Renegade Virus! Featuring one of the weirdest creatures in all of Are You Afraid of the Dark. Does this episode live up to David's lofty childhood expectations? Is this director Ron Oliver's defining work? Only one way to find out, Einstein.

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This week, we watch the thrilling conclusion to The Tale of Cutter's Treasure. There are no make-outs this time around, but we do get death traps, talking skulls, and a long-awaited on-screen team-up. Plus, Eli gets his 90s cool kids mixed up, and David feels like crap.

Special thanks to Eli for editing this one.

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Welcome to Season 4! We begin with the biggest episode of AYAOTD yet, part one of The Tale of Cutter's Treasure! AKA The Quest for Make-outs. Plus Sardo! Dr. Vink! Shandu! And way more AYAOTD callbacks!

Meanwhile, David and Eli discuss makeout strategies, sleepwear strategies, and strategical video games. It may get steamy!

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IT'S HERE. This week, we review the winner of our fan poll, the most infamous episode of Salute Your Shorts: Zeke the Plumber! He's maybe more well-known that any creature we've encountered in Are You Afraid of the Dark, but does he live up to the hype? We'll find out.

Meanwhile, David and Eli give an updates on their Pokemon journey, Eli shares his grandfather's terrifying method for scaring his grandkids, and PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Google Zeke. Just Google him! Look at all this stuff.

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It's our winter break, which means it's time for the spin-off series that EVERYONE loves(except the people who voted in our poll): You Dumb Babies! We talk about two strange episodes of Rugrats and reveal the origin of the "Bostwick" references we made back in Season 1. Meanwhile, we finally have some Nude Business, we reveal next week's special mystery episode, and we talk about Stu's third leg. No, not THAT one. ...Well, maybe that one.

Check out the 90s Funko Pop figures:

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Happy award season! We discuss season 3 LIVE in David's apartment! It's the first episode recorded where we've both been in the same room at the same time!

Listen as we discuss the best monster of season 3, the worst monster, best and worst episodes, and announce our Midnight Society MVP, as well as our overall thoughts on the season as whole. That, and the usual BS.

Check out the video, where you can see us recording this episode!

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