Lis introduces the Totally Tiktok segment where she highlights the weirdest trends and obscure cults in the platform. Chris also invites Andrew on the show to see what he has to think about the future of society in terms of our past patterns as a species. 

Chris and Lis go way way back to the before times and explore how they got through life and how they enjoyed their bodies as people have since the dawn of time. 

Chris and Lis use this episode to ponder some of the earth's creatures and marvel at the stuff they do to survive and thrive as a species. They also are aghast at little humans truly know about eels. 

Chris and Lis discuss the idea of the evil eye and the consequences of Envy across cultures, with a special shout-out to The Grinch and his love for eating glass. 

Chris and Lis are back from a rather extended break.  In this episode, we take a look back at the Twilight phenomenon and question our own sanity regarding our interpretations of werewolf lore. Lis explains why dinosaurs could be on the moon and we continue trying to understand Kanye West.

This one contains some shocking information on pornography for pandas, witches, and the limited number of narratives that exists.  Chris and Lis continue to try to sound smart despite only knowing about 60% of the facts.  

This time, Christine simps over Melissa’s hand, Chris and Lis discuss what horse NASA has in the astrology race, and wonder if the elusive "runner’s high" is a scam, possibly orchestrated by corporate America.

In this episode of  Young Burnout, this conversation quickly devolves into several ridiculous tangents,  more so than normal. The topics this week are including weird novelties Melissa pays for, modern queerbaiting in the ancient Greek classics, and a secret letter written in by a guess celebrity? Finally, this shoutout is dedicated to Kenny Chesney.

In the Young Burnout premiere, Chris and Lis begin by discussing this question: what does it mean to be a "young burnout?" This conversation quickly devolves into several ridiculous tangents, including the insanity of duck genitals, the legitimacy of the brontosaurus, and wildly incorrect but bizarrely confident speculations on the origins of Winnie-the-Pooh's name. Chris is wrong about everything in this one. Finally, shoutout to the band Cream, and Eric Clapton in particular.