Your Artificial Friends

Monster trucks, Faygo soda, whiny dogs -- all of them are fun to talk about; but they pale in comparison to the fascination a fella can have for a transformative, mystical, perfect omelette.  Join us as we tiptoe through all of it, plus get to your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  It's podtastical!

Look, this podcast has always been the conversation going on at the corner bar; and, if you think we could get together and not talk about the events of this last week, you're nuts.  So, if you wear a Viking helmet and Camp Auschwitz t-shirt, you should skip the first half.  But then, you'd miss hearing about Josh's new fridge, Andy's gutter triumph, rain catchment barrels and all that sexy stuff!  Plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack emails.  Happy New Year, pal.

It's the final podcast of an unforgettable year.  Josh, Larry & Andy wax philosophical about the year that was 2020, and their hopes and dreams for the year that will be 2021.  We talk about the joy of cheese, the perfect frying pan, weighted blankets, and what you crave most of all:  a gutter update.  Plus your calls and emails.  Happy New Year, errybody!

Happy Crimble, everybody!  Oh, my, what a sleighfull of fun we have for you this Christmas Eve.  You'll hear our least favorite holiday songs ever, your YAF Line calls, and the real reason why no creature was stirring -- especially a mouse.  From our house to yours, a joyous holiday!

This week, we learn that ballet is beautiful, even if it's in a parking lot.  We determine the best and worst holiday TV specials.  And Andy finally learns how to pronounce "fascia" correctly.  Plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack letters.  Step on in!

Andy needs to get his mind out of the gutter... quite literally.  We talk roadtrips, holiday tool wishes, xmas tree hunting, and much, much more.  Plus your YAF Line calls and YAF Sack letters!  

You loved Shed Talk. You adored Gategate. Now, make way for Guttergate! Yes, it's pretty heady stuff, but we know you can handle it. We also take your YAF Line calls, talk exterior illumination, and compare our post-Thanksgiving bellies for cash. Thanks for joining us today!

Happy Thanksgiving, YAFfers!  How better to celebrate the special, solemn mood of this quiet holiday than... to announce our favorite TV theme songs of all time?!  That's what we do today, along with telling meandering stories, mumbling grievances and complaints, and laughing at our own navels.  Plus your YAF Line calls and more!  Dig in.  Gobble, gobble!

We learn today that Andy knows some things.  And that he doesn't know other things.  We talk civility and conspiracies.  We make Josh gag.  It's many of the things you love us for, and some you don't.  Plus we take your YAF Line calls, and Larry reads one of your YAF Bag letters.  Thanks for checking in with Your Artificial Friends!

It's the big wrap-upperoo of our 200th episode!  It's still October 31st, we have no idea what the next 12 days have in store for us, and we blather on like tipsy idiots in this continued beer-pisode.  You hear from all four YAFs, plus our enabler Aaron, and some of you folks on The YAF Line.  Join us as we address all the unanswered questions from last week's cliffhanger.  It's the two-hundred-iest!