Your Artificial Friends

Two hundred episodes!  And it'll feel like you've listened to all of them by the time you slog through this.  Enticed?  You should be!  No, actually, the boys celebrate the 200th YAF episode with lots of gusto, and a special surprise or two.  Join us for our bicentennial podcast, friends.  We thank you for you patronage.  

The only thing scarier than us notching our 199th episode is the frightening Halloween music that we've chosen as our most terrifying tunes. We also discuss your partners crappy TV shows, unconventional uses for cabbage, and the wisdom of handing out stones to trick-or-treaters.  Plus your YAF calls!  Boooo!

Honestly, who names these things?!  We're probably not doing ourselves any favors with the ghastly titles, but they are descriptive. Join us as we discuss returning to the concert scene, Vitamin D where the sun usually don't shine, and bamboo toilet paper.  Plus:  Your emails to [email protected] and calls to the YAF Line.  Listen in!

Wrapping up 3 years of this nonsense!  Why do we keep doing it?  The money.  Today, Andy, Larry and Josh chat about packing on the Quarantine 15, the perfect mattress, your emails at [email protected], and your phone calls on the YAF Line.

It's not just a motto, it's our way of life.  Climb inside a different world for an hour.  A world where you can trade stories about anything you want.  You don't even always have to have a point.  Nobody ever got a trophy for having a point, people.  

Hey!  We finally got an email address!  Like, eight years in.  But it's not what we say in the podcast -- it's [email protected].  Oh!  And Larry has a story that will send shivers down your spine.  It's about his grooming habits.  Kidding!  We don't do them much better than this, so you might as well try listening now.

We grab your YAF Line calls, catch you up on the week that was, and we posit this question:  If you were a professional wrestler, what would your arena entrance theme be?  A YAF listener suggested this topic, and today we examine it with class and aplomb.  We'd thank the Yaffer who suggested it by name, but we don't remember and we threw it out.  

Does making Josh retch ever get old?  No, it does not.  But that's not even Josh's high water mark this week.  We also get his opinion on Andy's drop rod and other recent home improvements, and a car wash story you'll love.  All this AND your YAF Line calls on this episode.  Please enjoy.  

Oh, do we cover some ground this week.  Is Michael Keaton's Batmobile the worst superhero vehicle ever?  Do bats have nipples?  Is there a market for puke porn?  And what movie lines have made it into your everyday lexicon?  All this, your YAF Line calls, and more!

For nearly three years, the guys have pretended to not care about Andy's DIY exploits.  Today, we find out the real truth about Larry and Josh.  And it hurts.  A lot.  Plus, kittens, cupping and calls on the YAF Line.  Join in.