Matt, Bran, and Jon are joined by Mat (a.k.a. "Sexy Mat") to discuss the un-filmable (yet filmed) graphic novel, Watchmen. We argue for the characters of Dr. Manhattan, Rorschach, The Comedian, and Nite Owl, while universally hating on the one Watchwoman. 

We discuss Alan Moore, whether or not Ozymandias' plan is actually good, and we introduce our very first real sponsor!! That's right, this episode is brought to you by our friends at Third Planet Science Fiction and Fantasy, where you can get a 10% discount between now and Christmas if you mention Your Favorite Character Sucks when making your purchase on most items. (excluding CGC books and "Hot Toys")

Jon, Matt, and Bran are joined by spooky siblings, Louis and Cecilia Barragan, to discover the best character in all of 90's horror. Annie Wilkes, Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview With a Vampire), Helen Lyle, Ghostface, or Randy from Scream. What's scarier, a knife wielding psycho in a ghost mask, or a suicidal vampire from the 1700's? Is it a white woman culturally appropriating an urban legend/spirit of vengeance, or a cockadoodie nurse with a sledgehammer? 

Bran, Matt, and Jon are still working out some bugs in the audio department, but they're back with a quality discussion about the best X-Man. They're the mutants we grew up with, they're the story lines that we watched become poorly adapted to film, it's the comic book series that helped end racism, and then of course...there's Cyclops... Check it out to find out which mutant is left standing in the end, and be sure to subscribe to the podcast so you can catch our next episode where we discover the best character in all of 90's Horror!

Jon, Matt, Bran and their guest Emily discover who the best character is in all of Harry Potter. Spoiler, it's not the titular character... They discuss the absence of guns in the Potterverse, the strength of a mother's love, and--of course--which characters they love and which characters they love to hate.

P.S. While we killed it content-wise, this episode is not our best in terms of audio quality. We promise to improve the quality of future episodes, but for now, enjoy wine content on a beer budget.