This week the boys discuss their recent weekend performing in a hotel conference room in Rutherford, New Jersey. Geoffrey reveals why he always drafts football players accused of se*ual assault in fantasy football. 

Alex quizzes Geoffrey on proper protocol on first dates. And Alex attempts to explain how World War I started. And Alex reveals how his inner Republican dad came out recently with a woman.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys sit down with Simeon Goodson, a Comedy Cellar regular and all-around class act. Simeon tells the boys all about living in China and doing comedy overseas. Our Midwest heroes also learn what growing up in Brooklyn was like in the 90s.

Geoffrey starts beef with a famous social media sensation. And Alex utterly fails a simply astronomy question.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys discuss Geoffrey's big trip to Canada - did he miss the freedom of America or did he grow even more communist? Geoffrey also reveals what openers should stop doing at comedy shows. Please. Please be better.

Alex reminisces on how easily he crumbled from trash talk in college - and the boys further discuss how Alex will respectfully don his drag outfit in the coming weeks.

Through it all the boys remain the only funny podcast.

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This week the boys welcome on the King of Indiana, Tom Thakkar, the funniest half-Indian man in comedy. One of the funniest in the business - go watch his new special Thakkar Noir - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJaTh-XJEBw 

Tom talks about working with Geoffrey 8 years ago when he was still named Tom Brady, touring in the Midwest and Alex discusses yet another date. Will this man ever find love?

Tom spurns the boys and leaves 40 minutes into the podcast to attend a “baseball game.” He will never be allowed back.

But the boys soldier on and remain the only funny podcast.

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This week Alex refuses to see Phish with Geoffrey at Madison Square Garden. One of Alex's old friends calls into the podcast and betrays him publicly. Geoffrey talks about his time in Montreal at the Just For Laughs festival and goes in on the French Canadian people.

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When we reach 200 patrons Alex will dress up in drag in New York City. At 177 right now.

This week in pod history Alex receives his first homosexual DM - certainly won't be his last because he is a bisexual man. The boys talk about how their parents made them the emotionally damaged, depressed individuals they are today. Alex has his first good cry in a long time. And Geoffrey argues people should be allowed to eat on public transit. Shockingly, Alex disagrees.

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When we reach 200 patrons Alex will dress up in drag in New York City. At 175 right now.

This week the boys welcome the King of Louisiana, Sean Patton, one of the best comedians around. Sean gives our cooking deficient boys culinary lessons and tells all about surviving Hurrican Katrina. Sean is a wonderful storyteller and enthralls the boys with tales of dropping out of high school and growing up in the bayou. A great episode.

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This week Geoffrey returns from a week in the woods in Michigan. Alex suddenly has beef with every comedian. Geoffrey loses his cool onstage to a gaggle of white women hecklers. The boys critique eachother's stand-up and Alex finds out why he doesn't go viral as much as he should.

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Alex regales Geoffrey with his adventures in Boston over the weekend and forgets the word for 'ocean.' And Geoffrey helps Alex pick between his two recent dates because Alex's dating choices can no longer be trusted.

Geoffrey went to a Grateful Dead concert and won't shut up about it and his undying love for John Mayer. The boys finally go after body positivity and Geoffrey shares his thoughts about love and whether its worth it after all.

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This week the boys invite on Houston's own Matthew Broussard, a hilarious nationally touring comic. Matthew is smart and handsome, everything Alex wishes he was, and decides to teach our young lads about quantum physics and math. Alex mercifully passes an algebra quiz, much to Geoffrey's chagrin.   The boys also reminisce about the lost camraderie of modern comedy in the social media age.   Through it all we remain the only funny podcast.

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