Bret and Pete talk about Luke Skywalker being a sensitive hipster and about donkey face Jones as the holidays are upon us. Fan favorite Luca Palanca phones in to discuss the favorite fish of the Vigil aka the Feast of Seven Fishes! The guys guinea out a bit as they discuss great holiday memories! Don't miss this episode and Merry Christmas!!!

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Bret and Pete are forced to look at a side of a building ad for the movie "The Problem With Apu" every time they walk into the Comedy Store and don't really get it. They wanted to speak to some real Indians about the beloved and embattled Simpson character. The guys welcome Yuvi and Pritesh to the show and ask them all about the Indian culture. The guys try to understand bitcoin and enjoy some Tikka Masala and mango lassi!

Bret and Pete talk about the show in Calgary and Bret plays a bunch of songs. The podcast falls off the rails a couple times so they restart the podcast over and over. The guys talk about the best prison slang words and Bret makes a HUGE announcement at the end of the show! Stay tuned!

In this YOTL fan-centered episode Nancy Gauci's request is played, the boys discuss Steamboat Willie's marital status, Dan's hot sauce, Anna Deez Nuts position on the tax bill, and welcome Devon's idea for this week's list. The boys call Carlos Rodriguez to help narrow down a list of the movies you should see before you come of age. Also the guys find out when Carlos is playing the Punchline!

Bret Ernst and Pete Giovine reunite at the Comedy Store and catch up with each other finally! Bret's been shooting in Atlanta and Pete just got back from the Philly Punchline with Kurt Metzger. The guys talk about net neutrality and the upcoming FCC vote that will change everything. Pete's brother is having a baby and the baby is hosting hot fetus contests in the womb. The boys welcome in the holiday spirit and talk about the people they don't like at holiday parties! So pace yourself, and don't show up empty handed for this special episode!

Petey Boy Jones Johnson welcomes Feraz Ozel and Michael Lenoci to discuss living the life and playing the role of an "opener" in comedy. Feraz goes viral, Lenoci opens for D'Elia constantly, and Pete is chock full of stories of the great comics he gets to open for. The boys discuss the do's and don'ts of being a good opener and pick who they want to open for next!

Bret and Petey Boy talk about the rap songs they despise. They all can't be gold Jerry. Join the boys for a terrible walk down rap's memory lane!

On this kamikaze bootleg episode, Bret wrangles Bobby Lee down to the studio to talk about his memorable moments from various gigs as the talented actor/comedian he is!

Bret suspects Pete is a Civil War re-enactor as the boys catch up from time apart. The boys talk about the history of mischief night and the many regional names for this ungodly evening. They cover different ways to terrorize your neighbors and Bret reveals that he's a serial arsonist!

This week the boys kick off with a classic hip-hop mixtape, recap their trip to Atlanta, and reveal Rusty's nephew. Pete and Bret go on to tell us the stupidest and most dangerous exploits from their childhood. Girls grow up as girls, boys grow up as suicidal dumb idiots. Call your Mom after this one.