Literally zero recollection of what we spoke about in this episode as the time passed between recording and me finally uploading it is... egregious.

Choose your next binge watch from this list of seven streamable series

Something for everyone on this list:

Ash is now closer to 40 than 30 and ecstatic about it. She is also the one uploading this "secret surprise" episode because the others don't have access to the account and has also not listened to it yet so cannot give you a heads up as to what to expect from this 50 minute funfest.

Predictions include: The original The Little Mermaid; something about a serial killer; a Christmas film.

The three of us are back with a Eurovision special.

Guided by 90+ WhatsApp messages she declined to engage with, Ash runs Yoz and Em through their thoughts on this year's finalists before finishing up with another attempt to get Ash to watch some new Marvel shit in the cinema. A raccoon features, which nearly sways it.

Sadly, no one says "cunt" in this episode.

Menage a trois?

We've welcomed a third into our cross-generational trio and we're back to discuss the absolute shit drivel on our streaming services and the good things you should bother to leave the house for at the cinema.

Trigger warning: First 'C' bomb is within the first 60 seconds.

Em turned a whopping 50 years old, I repeat - FIFTY years old, so Yozzie crashed the podcast to co-host a celebration of the films that made it big in 1973, plus a few more Em would have seen in her most formative years. 

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Golden Globes noms 

House of Gucci - the absolute best thing in the cinema since Cats. For all the wrong reasons. 

And Just Like That - The Sex and the City girls send their former un-woke selves up in this less brash Samantha-less remake

The Power of the Dog - Cumerbund tries to be a cowboy in this forgettable thing

True Story - a bit meh series with a hooky dark premise from Kevin Hart

Single All the Way - Chintzy xmas films are finally catching onto the idea that gay people also celebrate Christmas

Encanto - adorable future classic from Disney about a magical South American family

A Boy Called Christmas - cute enough Brit-driven live-action festive fayre from Sky and Netflix

Ghostbusters: Afterlife - hits original fans right in the feels and keeps up with younger viewers

Tick Tick Boom - not annoying musical about the wonderful life of the man behind Ren=

Hawkeye - some Marvel shite

Passing - Tessa Thompson controversially (?) passing as a white woman in 1029s New York

Last Night in Soho - Great expectations for this campy flashback 1960s horror movie, which turns out to be just a good idea, poorly executed

Finch - Tom Hanks makes a robot friend on post-apocalyptic Earth

Eternals - New Marvel shit

Spencer - Not as boring as first-thought new take on Princess bloody Diana. Again.

Love Hard - Actually OK Hallmark-style Christmas film from Netflix