Hey guys this is the Turkey Machine, Today we have a special guest on the YuSkool Podcast and no it is not Dr.Pol. Today we welcome Mr Rusty Featherstone who has recently become TikTok famous because of his stellar rankings of beers he has consumed \\ we ask all the questions that you want to hear \\ like what would it be like if us 38 year olds showed up at his frat party for some day drinking \\ we also discuss potential candle scents \\  Mr. & Mrs Featherstone \\  Roller King concession stand items

Hey Ohh! this is the episode that Cherburt has been waiting for and I'm sure the rest of you. We introduce Hanky Panky Postma in person on the podcast. Hank comes bearing gifts. CherBurt breaks the law by putting a sticker on the wall at a local brewery called Last Call. She also describes some of the concerts she has been to and one that is coming up... ICE CUBE! Dr. Pol // Excercise// Hank no social media // BMG music scam // Your Own Backyard and Kristin Smart case update // Screwball Whiskey // CherBurts Party

We welcome for the very first time the Dogg Father a Escalon native that just recently moved to Ripon. Also Nick Alta stops in after being at Nino's bar. We discuss a little Fantasy Baseball. The Astros cheating, wearing an Indian Head Dress at an A's game. Dustbowl Brewery and a Chocolate covered almond story that happened to Dogg. 

Welcome everyone to the 67th episode of the podcast. This podcast is the first appearance of Hanky Panky, he is a long time friend and newer listener of the podcast. We talk to Hank as he is driving through Orcutt, CA and he blows us away with his TaleSpin knowledge as well as his 9/11 and JFK. Bones comes to the table with lots of topics to discuss. We talk about Go No Go, Athletes Foot, Smart Wool & Darn Tough Socks. Bones also goes down memory lane and paints the picture of lighting farts on fire in high school.

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Did you know that Phil has french fries named after him at Brother's Sandwich Shop here in Ripon. We never asked him how that came about...  Coach Fred also reveals all of his other nicknames, most of them he gave himself. Sim's Station also has a lot of history bw Fred & Phil- Find out in this podcast what they have in common. If you listen closely all of us in a weird way were kinda somewhat related. I also tell the story about how my Great Uncle in the Ozark's was praising the Lord and what I discovered.

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Thank you for listening to our podcast. We talk to Jared Heinrich as he tells his story first hand and God put him in and friends at the right place at the right time equipped with the right equipment, and how they saved a mans life that day. We also discuss Valentines Day, Chickens that were murdered in the comfort of their own backyard. The 2 headed monster. Super Bowl. Condiments and sucking out the Mayo packet. Where to get the best chicken sandwiches. Ripon Christian Sloppy Joes.

Hope you enjoy the podcast we have the pleasure of welcoming Matteo's former CrossFit trainer Danny Lehr and we discuss Matteo's knee injury that occurred during an intense Racket Ball game in the cooler. Another thing that get's brought up is the fact that there will be no Almond Blossom 2021 this year due to Covid-19, and what we will do as an alternative. Fred thinks that he will be this years Grand Marshall even though there will not be a parade. Matteo challenges the group to a 8k and Fred argues that it is a 5k.... tune in to catch the new 'Toe Nail Update' - We hope you enjoy the podcast.  Have a nice long day!

Bones gives Al Baby a "Cheers" mug with Norm on it || We discuss the Barstool Fund and the great things that Dave Portnoy is doing || Also the weird things that Brittney Spears is doing || Pink Floyd and the Wizard of Oz || Twisted Tea || Cranberry Juice

First of all Anthony showed up exactly 10 days after his quarantine after having the Rona, which we could have all gotten the virus from him. Then the quick questionnaire led into discussing taco trucks and where they are located and the Monopoly of the El Hidalguense - they have the market cornered. We also discussed Almond Blossom and one of the last times that Ed & James came into town for that. Also how James has perfected the art of ripping off peoples sleeves. Anthony takes a nap bc the whisky got him. and we talk about the Arizona days at UTI.