Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can’t find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his 2nd grade IQ? Is it his persistence in the absence of purpose or ideas? Is it his childlike fascination with 70’s television shows? Is it his empty bank account? Is it his constant victim mentality? Is it his pathological lying? Is it his tattered t-shirts? Is it his…you get the idea. Come laugh at what a pathetically lonely and meaningless weekend Chad Zumock has had with some of your closest friends!