Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast

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Zero Doinks: World's Weirdest Chicago Bears Podcast episodes

July 01, 2020 S2Ep9: Legal sports gambling. Ongoing Bears disrespect. Anxiously and awkwardly doxxing racists.
Lots has happened since we last recorded and we are here to talk all about it but first ... why have the Bears gotten such a bad rap this offseason? American's favorite gambling segment, Hamm's 'N Bread, features actual sports gambling news and insight! The debut of a new baseball segment, Hamm's 'N Ted, looks at the Cubs and White Sox prospects for a shortened 2020 season. See Me After Class revisits a Fall 2019 target which doxxed a popular but racist sports media personality and the boys show their support and love for Black Lives Matter while figuring out how to best help with change as a couple of dough-y and paste-y nearly 40 year old white men.
0:00 - 05:35: What's in store this episode?
05:35 - 06:26: Learn how to do a podcast on Anchor
06:26 - 43:21: Bears and NFL Talk | national Bears disrespect; Mitch (finally) speaks to media and the boys revisit Mitch versus Nick; Soldier Field with 20% capacity, maybe? Rumors of Chicago without a Bears stadium in 13 years; Cam signs with the Patriots so everyone hates Ryan Pace again
43:22 - 66:31: Hamm's 'N Bread | sports gambling is now legal on your phone in Illinois; what have the boys lost money on thus far; Rick Feelsmen future podcast teaser; NBA and NHL futures leading to some NBA playoffs bubble talk
66:31 - 67:12: Where can you slip into the DMs of Zero Doinks online?
67:12 - 93:29: Hamm's 'N Ted | new baseball segment talking White Sox and Cubs; any surprises on the initial summer camp rosters? Will either Chicago team be playoff bound?
93:29 - 112:37: See Me After Class intro | Zero Doinks hates racists; looking for ways we can help as a couple of ugly middle-aged white dudes while struggling to be not preachy; if you are a racist you probably aren't going to like this segment or Zero Doinks in general, fair warning
112:37 - 120:12: See Me After Class | sports broadcasting legend Brent Musburger gets exposed (again) as a racist (replay from Season 1)
120:12 - 145:02: Outro | a huge tournament starts on the 4th of July - does Dan know what it is? Dan pelts Bill with random questions as the boys come down from the previous two segments; Bill's daughter closes out the show
2 hr 25 min
May 20, 2020 S2Ep8: Live From Rick Feelsmen’s Yard. Gray Balls with Coach Cuse. Hamm’s N Eggs with a Vikings Fan.
In this jam-packed episode, the boys of Zero Doinks welcome three special guests plus additional surprise appearances that you'll have to hear. CEO of Move The Chains and huge Vikings fan Dustin (@thatvikingsfan and @firstdownmarker) joins the boys for a chat on Hamm's 'N Eggs. Marble sharp and the guru of gambling Rick Feelsmen (@rickfeelsmen) pops in for America's favorite gambling segment, Hamm's 'N Bread. See Me After Class returns with a scathing look at one of the Chicago Tribune's beat reporters. Gray Balls GM and Head Coach Cuse discusses the secrets to maintaining a winning culture for a 35+ men's intramural basketball consolation bracket defending champion. The Last Dance is over - did Zero Doinks enjoy the 10-part Michael Jordan documentary?
0:00 - 03:43 - Live from Rick Feelsmen's backyard, it's Zero Doinks!
03:44 - 18:34 - Hamms & Eggs with Dustin, CEO of Move The Chains (@thatvikingsfan and @firstdownmarker), discussing the off season work of the hated Vikings.
18:35 - 38:28 - Hamms & Bread (sports gambling segment) with Rick Feelsmen in the flesh.
38:29 - 48:17 - See Me After Class (media criticism segment) with Dan Wiederer in the spotlight for a second time thanks to his weird column on The Last Dance.
48:18 - 105:19 - Gray Balls Championship season recap with Coach Cuse and Rick Feelsmen.
105:20 - END. A review of the last couple Last Dance episodes and winding down from a truly odd combination of interviews.
1 hr 22 min
May 14, 2020 S2Ep7: Bears are going 16-0 based on the 2020 schedule; Deshaun Watson kinda makes GM Ryan Pace out to be a racist
The boys of Zero Doinks wonder if the 2020 Bears can compete for the #1 seed in the NFC as they take an early look at the recently-released schedule. Weird 2017 draft controversies about Deshaun Watson rear their ugly heads as Ryan Pace is kinda accused of being a QB racist by a college basketball journalist. Hamm's 'N Bread sprays to all fields as sports seem to be inching ever closer to re-emerging despite the frustrating pandemic that has swept the land. Plus lots of red hot surprises on this episode of Zero Doinks.
1 hr 16 min
May 12, 2020 60 seconds in Heaven with Zero Doinks.
If you don’t have time to catch up on days of Season 4, here’s a condensed look at 60 seconds of what we’re shamefully about.
1 min
April 29, 2020 S2Ep6: Cole Kmet is a Bear! Packers draft was laughable. Last Dance reminds ZD of Pistons hatred.
The boys review the Chicago Bears 2020 draft picks, including a surprisingly 'controversial' choice of tight end Cole Kmet. Who won the first annual Zero Doinks Mock Draft Contest? How did Chicago's draft compare to division rivals Green Bay, Minnesota and Detroit? It feels like sports are slowly coming back - what can we gamble on, starting as soon as next week? The Last Dance is four episodes in and the boys cannot get enough of all of the feels.
1 hr 30 min
April 21, 2020 S2Ep5: 4/20 episode gets super weird. Pre-NFL draft chatter. Ryan Pace's draft history. Sports movies with chimps.
The boys reveal who they want the Bears to pick this week in the 2020 NFL Draft as well as who they think the Bears will actually pick. Zero Doinks reveals the rules to their red hot mock draft contest. Dan Wiederer wrote a dumb column in the Chicago Tribune about Ryan Pace's draft history that forces the boys to dive deeeep into recent Bears draft history. Hamm's 'N Bread exposes a new sports film that Dan Doinks jumped into. Lastly, Zero Doinks gives their initial thoughts on episode one and two of The Last Dance, ESPN's 10 part documentary on the 1997-1998 Chicago Bulls final dynasty year.
1 hr 59 min
April 08, 2020 S2 Ep4: NFL playoff expansion news, Foles reworks his contract to improve Chicago’s Super Bowl chances, free agency wrap up, Gray Balls championship song world premiere
Foles versus Mitch, Bears FA wrap up, NFL playoff expansion, Hamm's 'N Bread plus more
1 hr 29 min
March 19, 2020 S2Ep3: Nick Foles makes the world seem normal, Gray Balls fighting for a trophy, Bears FA moves, Illini March Sadness plus much more
The boys try to feel normal by debating the significance of the trade of a 4th round pick for Nick Foles. Bears and NFL free agency is red hot as was the finish of intramural squad Gray Balls as they fought for a hotly-desired championship trophy plus MUCH more.
1 hr 45 min
March 04, 2020 S2Ep2: Bears free agency and trade rumors, Illini hoops fighting for B1G crown, Gray Balls intramural hoops, plus a new can't miss gambling segment
Bears free agent rumors, a new gambling segment you are not going to want to miss, Illini fighting for a B1G crown, Gray Balls intramural playoffs begin
1 hr 10 min
January 30, 2020 S2E1: Super Bowl preview, Bears happenings since 1/1/20, B1G hoops, Gray Balls, Kobe Bryant and more
The boys are back to kick off Season Two during Super Bowl week. Zero Doinks dives into the Chiefs-49ers matchup, including gambling angles, but first they look at all of the Bears' happenings since New Year's Day.
2 hr 29 min

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Chicago Bears. Podcast. Two pretty weird 40+ dudes. B1G. Kinda original tunes. Gambling with Rick Feelsmen. Lots of odd things often available for your ears.